Tim, we're going to need cavewear for the post-apocalypse.
March 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tim, we're going to need cavewear for the post-apocalypse.
🦴BREAKING: Scientists uncover early ancestor of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🦴BREAKING: Scientists uncover early ancestor of Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
Turns out evolution took one look and said, “Nah, I’m good.”
Cavewear? Check.
Kneepads? Check.
Cheeto beard? You already know she’s been worshippin’ Felon 47’s "snack pack."
#OrangeFacedOralTradition #MarjorieTheMissingLink
