Happy anniversary to all who celebrate (the greatest celebrity-on-celebrity social media takedown of all time)
April 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Happy anniversary to all who celebrate (the greatest celebrity-on-celebrity social media takedown of all time)
Family Celebrity
September 13, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Family Celebrity
February 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
September 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
Local celebrity Sufjan out meeting his fans
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Local celebrity Sufjan out meeting his fans
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/
April 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Michael Rapaport Gives Knicks’ Celebrity Row Bedbugs https://theonion.com/michael-rapaport-gives-knicks-celebrity-row-bedbugs/
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
July 30, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
Met a celebrity today
May 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Met a celebrity today
...and the award for most impressive celebrity at The World Cup goes to Javier Bardem.
July 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
...and the award for most impressive celebrity at The World Cup goes to Javier Bardem.
But the real celebrity... :')
June 24, 2026 at 7:04 PM
But the real celebrity... :')
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
January 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The only celebrity drama I follow is Elmo's beef with that rock
pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch
April 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
pretty tired of everyone on earth being involuntary contestants on Celebrity Apprentice Deathmatch
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
theonion.com
August 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise Face Off Alone On ‘Celebrity Family Feud’
Whenever a celebrity is trending
wait are they dead or are they nazis
June 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Whenever a celebrity is trending
I met a celebrity yesterday
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I met a celebrity yesterday
genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity
u claim u are a celebrity crocodile wrangler well name three celebrity crocodiles
August 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
u claim u are a celebrity crocodile wrangler well name three celebrity crocodiles
March 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Also, the Mariners are undefeated since they memed me on Celebrity Jeopardy. Makes you think.
May 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Also, the Mariners are undefeated since they memed me on Celebrity Jeopardy. Makes you think.
RIP Dolly, no celebrity left a finer legacy.
August 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
RIP Dolly, no celebrity left a finer legacy.