#Cellists
they’re called spreadsheet people because cellists was taken
August 20, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Remember: This is the humane way to deal with cellists.
December 11, 2023 at 12:52 PM
BSky tangent: has anyone nicknamed the pro spreadsheet camp ‘cellists’?
I’m at a Yo Yo Ma concert
I’m at a football game
I’m at a combination Yo Yo Ma concert and football game
September 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
21 cellists...
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
All cellists are bow-legged
September 28, 2023 at 8:09 AM
i think taxpayer money should go to harpists and cellists.
August 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It's so funny to me (a bassist) when cellists complain about the hauling and the car sizes. Girl, look behind you!
August 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
You can always tell it’s wedding season when you start to see the cellists emerging from their long winter’s dormancy.
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I am thinking about Pablo Casals, one of the greatest cellists of all time, when was asked, at the age of 81, why he practiced four to five hours a day, Casals said: “Because I think I am making progress.”
These people are your enemies
January 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Somewhere in the pit someone is getting the full rant.
"They're not sending their best and brightest. They're sending clarinetists. They're sending oboists. They're trombonists. And some, I assume, are good cellists."
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This will be relevant to maybe 3 people, but one of my favourite bands is doing a very small reunion tour in the US in October.

If nothing else, an excuse to share Rasputina's vastly superior version of noted shithead Marilyn Manson's "Tourniquet" 💜🎻

youtu.be/FncUZwOFq2g?...
May 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
That’s where my ideas end. Fund an army of cellists to play music and chat to Americans?
April 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
all the cellists on Bluesky hiss like angry cats
You want to talk canon? Oh, I know the canon. The true canon. All four parts. Pachelbel’s canon. In D fucking major, bitch
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Notably missing, cellists :-7
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This week's edition of Britain's Hardest Cellists features Julian Lloyd Webber
August 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It's the cellists of world rising up to stick it to him.
April 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
For cellists everywhere. Also crying with laughter here. Ht @katherineschof8.bsky.social
STOP what you are doing, find some headphones or a secluded location, and watch this. I am crying with laughter and admiration at an idea seen through to its (nearly) bitter end. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD3Q... Sound--as they say--on.
Hlavní nadraží Praha - znělka 02 (Dlouhá verze)
YouTube video by Pavel Jirásek
www.youtube.com
April 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
do cellists tell Yo-Yo Ma jokes
November 13, 2024 at 11:33 PM
And cellists famously march.
April 8, 2024 at 4:04 AM
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekLforLookingIn #StainedGlassSunday #Stunday #SundaySharing #Photography #ECK

Looking in on the rehearsal and it was beautiful 🎻🎶🎼
September 27, 2026 at 7:28 AM
A gift for BlueSky for tonight.

Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down - 1979

Trivia: Despite ELO being famous for its two cellists and violinists, this song relied entirely on guitar, bass, piano, and drums.

🎤 🎸🎶 🎹 👏

#Music #MusicSky #AT40 #ELO

youtu.be/z9nkzaOPP6g
Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down (Official Video)
YouTube video by ELOVEVO
youtu.be
July 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We need more rock and roll cellists.
#AT40
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'll bet they don't have
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Rowers, Cellists, Columbians... all taken
August 20, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I can't figure out why there are world-renowned cellists.
They're just glorified prison guards.
September 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM