pov: you're Waylon's cellmate
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
pov: you're Waylon's cellmate
Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Whoa. This is from an FBI email with the subect "Re: Epstein - Cellmate Interview"
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
Here are the summaries provided by the FBI agent.
August 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
There's something different about his cellmate
May 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
There's something different about his cellmate
He coulda been Donnie’s cellmate, but alas
Eric Adams: from aspiring Biden buddy to embraced Biden buddy to Biden antagonist to aspiring Trump buddy to …. www.cnn.com/2024/12/12/p...
Eric Adams goes from the ‘Biden of Brooklyn’ to cozying up to Trump | CNN Politics
The victor of a cutthroat primary for mayor in 2021, New York City’s Eric Adams rushed to embrace national political stardom.
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December 12, 2024 at 12:55 PM
He coulda been Donnie’s cellmate, but alas
Epstein died in a jail cell after his cellmate was removed from the cell.
The cellmate went to a hearing, but conveniently didn't return to that cell.
Someone in the media should be talking to that cellmate.
Why was he moved to a different cell just before Epstein died?
MCC also has records.
The cellmate went to a hearing, but conveniently didn't return to that cell.
Someone in the media should be talking to that cellmate.
Why was he moved to a different cell just before Epstein died?
MCC also has records.
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Epstein died in a jail cell after his cellmate was removed from the cell.
The cellmate went to a hearing, but conveniently didn't return to that cell.
Someone in the media should be talking to that cellmate.
Why was he moved to a different cell just before Epstein died?
MCC also has records.
The cellmate went to a hearing, but conveniently didn't return to that cell.
Someone in the media should be talking to that cellmate.
Why was he moved to a different cell just before Epstein died?
MCC also has records.
I spent a lifetime with no cellmate
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I spent a lifetime with no cellmate
With a cellmate called:
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
With a cellmate called:
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL
so epstein was supposed to have a cellmate and be checked every 30 mins, but the day prior they transferred his cellmate out and didn't replace him, and then the guards fell asleep at the same time, and the cameras were malfunctioning except one, which is missing 3 minutes of footage that night?
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
so epstein was supposed to have a cellmate and be checked every 30 mins, but the day prior they transferred his cellmate out and didn't replace him, and then the guards fell asleep at the same time, and the cameras were malfunctioning except one, which is missing 3 minutes of footage that night?
If Trump wants a big 250 party, he just needs to resign.
And be convicted.
And imprisoned.
With a cellmate called Big Beautiful Bill.
And be convicted.
And imprisoned.
With a cellmate called Big Beautiful Bill.
June 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If Trump wants a big 250 party, he just needs to resign.
And be convicted.
And imprisoned.
With a cellmate called Big Beautiful Bill.
And be convicted.
And imprisoned.
With a cellmate called Big Beautiful Bill.
lux picked the wrong (right?) cellmate!!!
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
lux picked the wrong (right?) cellmate!!!
Does he have a cellmate
do you think anyone in this administration actually remembers that madruo is in MDC brooklyn right now
March 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Does he have a cellmate
[first day of jail]
ME: what are you in for
CELLMATE: murder. you?
ME: i called it the superbowl instead of “the big game”
CELLMATE: *backing away* listen man i don’t want any trouble
ME: what are you in for
CELLMATE: murder. you?
ME: i called it the superbowl instead of “the big game”
CELLMATE: *backing away* listen man i don’t want any trouble
February 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
[first day of jail]
ME: what are you in for
CELLMATE: murder. you?
ME: i called it the superbowl instead of “the big game”
CELLMATE: *backing away* listen man i don’t want any trouble
ME: what are you in for
CELLMATE: murder. you?
ME: i called it the superbowl instead of “the big game”
CELLMATE: *backing away* listen man i don’t want any trouble
Hopefully his cellmate said upon his arrival “Your body, my choice.”
December 7, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Hopefully his cellmate said upon his arrival “Your body, my choice.”
They're calling it "the most annoying cellmate in carceral history."
BREAKING: UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape reut.rs/3FR7dAh
UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape
British police charged actor-comedian Russell Brand with rape and a multiple counts of assault over a number of allegations between 1999 and 2005, a police statement on Friday said.
reut.rs
April 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They're calling it "the most annoying cellmate in carceral history."
hello cis peoples here is a handy chart for how these new policies will impact trans women
lil crime -> local jail -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
medium crime -> prison -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
big crime -> fed prison -> executed per new DOJ death penalty guidelines
lil crime -> local jail -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
medium crime -> prison -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
big crime -> fed prison -> executed per new DOJ death penalty guidelines
One of the darkest, but less reported, aspects of Trump’s anti-trans order this week IMO is that he directed the DOJ to remove protections for trans prisoners from Prison Rape Elimination Act guidelines. Story at @theappeal.org today from @byadamrhodes.bsky.social: theappeal.org/trump-execut...
‘People Will Die’ from Trump’s Trans Prisoner Crackdown, Experts Warn
Trump's executive order eliminating transgender rights in prison will hurt or kill trans prisoners, experts warn.
theappeal.org
January 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
hello cis peoples here is a handy chart for how these new policies will impact trans women
lil crime -> local jail -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
medium crime -> prison -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
big crime -> fed prison -> executed per new DOJ death penalty guidelines
lil crime -> local jail -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
medium crime -> prison -> V-coding and raped to death by cellmate
big crime -> fed prison -> executed per new DOJ death penalty guidelines
Nick Fuentes:
“Your body, my choice!”
Nick Fuentes Cellmate:
“Your body, my choice!”
“Your body, my choice!”
Nick Fuentes Cellmate:
“Your body, my choice!”
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Nick Fuentes:
“Your body, my choice!”
Nick Fuentes Cellmate:
“Your body, my choice!”
“Your body, my choice!”
Nick Fuentes Cellmate:
“Your body, my choice!”
January 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Derek Chauvin’s cellmate:
December 2, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Derek Chauvin’s cellmate:
imagine sitting in your jail cell and your cellmate asks “so what are you in for”
April 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
imagine sitting in your jail cell and your cellmate asks “so what are you in for”
Yes, yes we would. Behind bars with your cellmate big beautiful Bill to keep you company every night.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yes, yes we would. Behind bars with your cellmate big beautiful Bill to keep you company every night.
Lara's new cellmate
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October 19, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Lara's new cellmate
720p download: mega.nz/folder/M2xRQ...
4k/no WM available for supporters!
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4k/no WM available for supporters!
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I wonder if Bannon is giving his DNC hot takes to his cellmate.
August 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I wonder if Bannon is giving his DNC hot takes to his cellmate.
Guest Opinion | I was Peter Navarro's cellmate in federal prison. Here's what I predict we'll see in the next round of tariffs.
April 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Guest Opinion | I was Peter Navarro's cellmate in federal prison. Here's what I predict we'll see in the next round of tariffs.