#Centaurian
they call this the Centaurian Waltz
every moment Trump is out in public these days is like an SNL cold open. This is happening right now
October 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
centaurian waltz sounds like a mythological excuse for bad dancing
October 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Alpha Centaurian

Peace
MBM
Wrong end of the horse.
October 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Beta centaurian
October 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
(same for the unicorn lady lowk because I kinda wanted her to be more centaurian, but I have a couple pals who would kill me if I dissed her)
October 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
From my photo shoot with Mr Centaurian studios.
October 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Mechtober 2: Centaurian
October 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Alpha centaurian
September 30, 2026 at 2:26 PM
That needs a fart gesture. I mean, nobody would ever expect a centaurian to walk up to you, do that move and rip one.

I would not stop laughing. You are my today hero.
September 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Unless he leaves this earth on a spaceship crewed by an Alpha Centaurian Anal Probe Team
If Donald Trump leaves this earth without serving a day in jail...........it will be one of the greatest injustices in history.
September 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
shopping bag, which he now discovered had a hole in the bottom. It had large characters printed on the side which read (to anyone who could decipher the Centaurian alphabet) DUTY FREE MEGA-MARKET, PORT BRASTA, ALPHA CENTAURI. BE LIKE THE TWENTY-SECOND ELEPHANT WITH HEATED VALUE IN SPACE - BARK!
August 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Zed: “The twins keep us on Centaurian time, standard thirty-seven-hour day. Give it a few months. You’ll get used to it… or you’ll have a psychotic episode.”
June 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The Centaurian candidate.
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
After a suite of four missions, I'm ready to go in and equip myself properly at Centaurian Arsenal. I am expecting to grab the unique AA-99 there along with some ammo and some better options to use my 6.5 and 7.77 rounds.
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So there are a couple things that come out of that: first, that my next couple missions are supposed to teach me the OTHER companions suck; second, that I should really go kit myself out before the next one. So I'm going to his Centaurian Armory before going to Akila City with Sam Coe.
August 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
[ #RPStarter ]

"You, stop moving!" For a moment, the centaurian guard examined [READER]. "Have you seen a man in rags with broken shackles at his ankles? This man is an escaped prisonner, he-"

𝑺𝑵𝑨𝑷!

"I-Ignore that and answer the question!" A little wardrobe malfunction...
July 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Centaurian Ascendancy
March 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They are COPYING our patented InstaHarvest™ algorithms that extract micro-doses of dopamine even during 0.3-second exposure! #EMOTION-HARVESTING #YOUTUBE #INSTAHARVESTTM #NEUROTRANSMITTERS #CENTAURIAN-SPY-HYBRID
STFU Mark - The Reptilian Diaries
They are COPYING our patented InstaHarvest™ algorithms that extract micro-doses of dopamine even during 0.3-second exposure!"
stfumark.com
March 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
computation layers, ensuring seamless integration between MAS and Centaurian architectures, where colored Petri nets effectively represent structured Centaurian systems and high-level reconfigurable networks address the [5/7 of https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.14000v1]
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
between multi-agent systems (MAS) and Centaurian systems, which represent two different paradigms of human-AI collaboration. MAS maintain agent autonomy, with structured protocols enabling cooperation, while Centaurian [3/7 of https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.14000v1]
February 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Technically two but w/ever
May 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Arrive for the cool t-shirt, leave with a Loon stuffie in Centaurian colors!
Until next year @221bcon !👋🏾
April 13, 2026 at 1:52 PM