Total fire ban today, so if everybody could remember, that means no bloody campfires that would be helpful.

#CentralWestVic
#ExtremeFireConditions
#SevereDrought

BoM is talking thunderstorms and rain, but Kev's knees beg to differ, so I've hung out the washing. We used to do this on the principle it was a good way to get it to rain. Now we just do it to get the washing dry.

#CentralWestVic

This is going to be a bad fire season - we can see that as clear as the noses on the alpaca's faces. So the setup has been rolled out:

tinyurl.com/2asgo89d

#BushFireSeason
#CentralWestVic

65 incidents on the emergency listing already and it's not even midday. 1 lightning strike & a LOT of morons in this Victoria.

Starting mid week, another run of multiple days around 40. No public hols so hopefully the morons have mostly buggered off by then.

#CentralWestVic