as a certified JD vance hater i am impressed by the depth of his genuine contempt for vance
Abdul:
You see JD Vance now, he's sprinting as hard backwards as he can from this terrible, disastrous war in Iran.
You should have spoken up, but you never will because, of course, you are a coward who has decided that whatever Donald Trump says should go.
You see JD Vance now, he's sprinting as hard backwards as he can from this terrible, disastrous war in Iran.
You should have spoken up, but you never will because, of course, you are a coward who has decided that whatever Donald Trump says should go.
November 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
as a certified JD vance hater i am impressed by the depth of his genuine contempt for vance
Certified big fella with certified little felllas
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Certified big fella with certified little felllas
Certified as a life saving device
November 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Certified as a life saving device
He really was a certified squeaker freaker
November 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
He really was a certified squeaker freaker
Certified squeaker freaker.
November 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Certified squeaker freaker.
im not merely "into mousegirls". i am a certified squeaker freaker
November 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
im not merely "into mousegirls". i am a certified squeaker freaker
@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth, I would like to introduce you to our new pup, certified good boy Sully
November 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social darth, I would like to introduce you to our new pup, certified good boy Sully
I suppose Greg Abbott. He's a certified piece of shit.
With Duke grad Stephen Miller news today I’m wondering who the worst human being to graduate from every school is.
November 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I suppose Greg Abbott. He's a certified piece of shit.
Bunny Shaw: certified scoring machine. 🐰🩵
November 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Bunny Shaw: certified scoring machine. 🐰🩵
As long as Democrats have someone physically present with the ballots EVERY FUCKING SECOND until the count is complete and certified!!!!!
Mississippi hasn’t sent a Black senator to Washington since Reconstruction. We can wait another week for the vote to be counted.
November 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
As long as Democrats have someone physically present with the ballots EVERY FUCKING SECOND until the count is complete and certified!!!!!
tezuka was 100% a certified squeaker freaker
November 6, 2026 at 5:40 AM
tezuka was 100% a certified squeaker freaker
certified Fray hands starer™️
November 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
certified Fray hands starer™️
“WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” by RAYE has been certified 3x Platinum in the UK.
November 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
“WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” by RAYE has been certified 3x Platinum in the UK.
just thinking about much of a LITERAL CERTIFIED LOSER vivek ramaswamy is again lmao
November 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
just thinking about much of a LITERAL CERTIFIED LOSER vivek ramaswamy is again lmao
certified malayali classic: expect to see this forwarded amongst all my uncles
November 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
certified malayali classic: expect to see this forwarded amongst all my uncles
Chuck Schumer candidates certified 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes
November 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Chuck Schumer candidates certified 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes
OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED
November 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED
How many certified copies do I want? Like 5?
Name change petition went through!! Now I gotta do all this other shit lol
November 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
How many certified copies do I want? Like 5?
He’s not done with his bullshit. We have to maintain until elections are certified. Don’t let your guard down.
Q: Did you meet with Putin's envoy who was here today?
TRUMP: I did, yeah
Q: What did you discuss?
TRUMP: I can't tell you what we discussed, but there's going to be a big agreement and it's going to involve more than Ukraine. I could even say it might involve all of Europe.
TRUMP: I did, yeah
Q: What did you discuss?
TRUMP: I can't tell you what we discussed, but there's going to be a big agreement and it's going to involve more than Ukraine. I could even say it might involve all of Europe.
November 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
He’s not done with his bullshit. We have to maintain until elections are certified. Don’t let your guard down.
Certified Stinky Boy Peanuts Meme
Alt: Certified Stinky Boy Peanuts Meme
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November 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
im glad theres certified #realeaters in the uma cast #mallowmedia
November 7, 2026 at 3:33 PM
im glad theres certified #realeaters in the uma cast #mallowmedia
AP made it sound like they wouldn’t call it until it was certified lol
November 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
AP made it sound like they wouldn’t call it until it was certified lol