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A cartoon labeled “PEELATES” shows a person in a pink shirt and blue pants lying on a tiled bathroom floor, legs lifted overhead, with yellow streams arcing from their exposed bottom toward a toilet. The studio has revoked their bring-a-friend privilege.
November 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM