CHAINSAWS WERE MADE FOR WHAT
November 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
CHAINSAWS WERE MADE FOR WHAT
I have two non-fiction books. The first is vastly more popular. BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING: HORROR ESSAYS is a blend of criticism and personal writing with chapters on zombies, Ouija boards, creepypasta, chainsaws, cannibalism, colonialism, UFOs, ghost busting, and death.
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November 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I have two non-fiction books. The first is vastly more popular. BE SCARED OF EVERYTHING: HORROR ESSAYS is a blend of criticism and personal writing with chapters on zombies, Ouija boards, creepypasta, chainsaws, cannibalism, colonialism, UFOs, ghost busting, and death.
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The ultimate mimick!
youtu.be/AwxvjrbEkTg
youtu.be/AwxvjrbEkTg
Lyrebird Mimicking Chainsaws, Cameras, Cars and Even People!
YouTube video by Callum Chandler
youtu.be
November 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
The ultimate mimick!
youtu.be/AwxvjrbEkTg
youtu.be/AwxvjrbEkTg
chainsaws-for-hands-man was created to make interesting ice sculptures, but Dr. Wily reprogrammed him to crave the blood of living things, go shoot him a million times Megaman
November 5, 2026 at 10:18 AM
chainsaws-for-hands-man was created to make interesting ice sculptures, but Dr. Wily reprogrammed him to crave the blood of living things, go shoot him a million times Megaman
The Carters have finally found affordable housing, they’re not going to let ghosts, or anything else, scare them away. A haunted house story with love and chainsaws! On Amazon, KU, and Bookshop:
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November 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The Carters have finally found affordable housing, they’re not going to let ghosts, or anything else, scare them away. A haunted house story with love and chainsaws! On Amazon, KU, and Bookshop:
bit.ly/3Xu1HJz
bit.ly/3Xu1HJz
I believe this is why they sell chainsaws in the middle aisle.
November 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I believe this is why they sell chainsaws in the middle aisle.
Failing that, we have chainsaws.
November 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Failing that, we have chainsaws.
or chainsaws and woodchippers
November 6, 2026 at 6:09 PM
or chainsaws and woodchippers
DELIVERY REPORT
The #23rd Mechanised Brigade has received two chainsaws! The fundraiser was promptly closed thanks to your swift response and generous support. Thank you! 🤗❤️
p.s. apologies for my dreadful video editing skills 😳
The #23rd Mechanised Brigade has received two chainsaws! The fundraiser was promptly closed thanks to your swift response and generous support. Thank you! 🤗❤️
p.s. apologies for my dreadful video editing skills 😳
November 7, 2026 at 11:47 AM
DELIVERY REPORT
The #23rd Mechanised Brigade has received two chainsaws! The fundraiser was promptly closed thanks to your swift response and generous support. Thank you! 🤗❤️
p.s. apologies for my dreadful video editing skills 😳
The #23rd Mechanised Brigade has received two chainsaws! The fundraiser was promptly closed thanks to your swift response and generous support. Thank you! 🤗❤️
p.s. apologies for my dreadful video editing skills 😳
So he could have just chewed them to death, but he went with chainsaws. Just a weirdo.
November 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
So he could have just chewed them to death, but he went with chainsaws. Just a weirdo.
In Texas, they used chainsaws.
November 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
In Texas, they used chainsaws.
I’m on Vancouver Island and while it’s not really common for people to carry chainsaws in their cars, it’s more common to find chainsaws than guns, especially in rural areas. Several reasons for that. Storms come and trees and limbs fall so some people keep their saws available just in case.
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I’m on Vancouver Island and while it’s not really common for people to carry chainsaws in their cars, it’s more common to find chainsaws than guns, especially in rural areas. Several reasons for that. Storms come and trees and limbs fall so some people keep their saws available just in case.
Decorating the tree means *both* chainsaws, and aggressive whimsy.
Not decorating the tree means I'm just taking this year a bit easier on myself because the future looks brighter anyway.
Not decorating the tree means I'm just taking this year a bit easier on myself because the future looks brighter anyway.
November 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Decorating the tree means *both* chainsaws, and aggressive whimsy.
Not decorating the tree means I'm just taking this year a bit easier on myself because the future looks brighter anyway.
Not decorating the tree means I'm just taking this year a bit easier on myself because the future looks brighter anyway.
i had a similar experience doing a presentation in my English class. i went to a rural school and most people chose to do their presentations on riding quads, using chainsaws, etc. I did mine on Nikola Tesla, whom I was fascinated by. the teacher gave me a F for plagiarizing, even though I didn't.
November 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
i had a similar experience doing a presentation in my English class. i went to a rural school and most people chose to do their presentations on riding quads, using chainsaws, etc. I did mine on Nikola Tesla, whom I was fascinated by. the teacher gave me a F for plagiarizing, even though I didn't.
Use the chainsaw crab.
It's a crab experiment with chainsaws for pincer claws.
It's a crab experiment with chainsaws for pincer claws.
November 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Use the chainsaw crab.
It's a crab experiment with chainsaws for pincer claws.
It's a crab experiment with chainsaws for pincer claws.
what’s up bee nation its me hazel chainsaws you can tell its me because im wearing the shirt
November 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
what’s up bee nation its me hazel chainsaws you can tell its me because im wearing the shirt
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I might be accepting delivery of embroidered badge-making supplies today.
It's not as weird as Husqvarna - chainsaws and sewing machines.
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I might be accepting delivery of embroidered badge-making supplies today.
It's not as weird as Husqvarna - chainsaws and sewing machines.
November 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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I might be accepting delivery of embroidered badge-making supplies today.
It's not as weird as Husqvarna - chainsaws and sewing machines.
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I might be accepting delivery of embroidered badge-making supplies today.
It's not as weird as Husqvarna - chainsaws and sewing machines.
I'm pretty sure we just elected a hegseth sized wrecking ball. The Republicans have already decimated our government with chainsaws and tanks. What's a wrecking ball to get out the rot.
in which Leonardo DiCaprio’s stockbroker character pivots mid-way through announcing his resignation and a deal with the Securities and Exchange Commission, declaring: “I’m not fucking leaving! … They’re gonna need a fuckin’ wrecking ball to take me outta here!” theintercept.com/2026/11/06/p...
Pentagon Officials Float Names of Hegseth’s Replacement
As Pete Hegseth fights for his job after the midterm Republican wipeout, Ron DeSantis and Mike Waltz are just some of the names being mentioned.
theintercept.com
November 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I'm pretty sure we just elected a hegseth sized wrecking ball. The Republicans have already decimated our government with chainsaws and tanks. What's a wrecking ball to get out the rot.
Like I said, The Purge has started.
Chainsaws galore.
Chainsaws galore.
November 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Like I said, The Purge has started.
Chainsaws galore.
Chainsaws galore.
same energy as "having my todler juggle chainsaws for the lulz" lol
November 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
same energy as "having my todler juggle chainsaws for the lulz" lol
Have realised I should not play with chainsaws on an empty stomach, but the batteries are fully charged for my shift at the aggressive Christmas whimsy factory, after breakfast.
November 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Have realised I should not play with chainsaws on an empty stomach, but the batteries are fully charged for my shift at the aggressive Christmas whimsy factory, after breakfast.
Does Pack:
1 ax
2 chainsaws
Extra wood
Case of beer
Pruning tools
Several hats
Several boots
Does not Pack:
Bag of clothes
istg im not a real person sometimes 😭🫠 blessings I realized only a street away from my house
1 ax
2 chainsaws
Extra wood
Case of beer
Pruning tools
Several hats
Several boots
Does not Pack:
Bag of clothes
istg im not a real person sometimes 😭🫠 blessings I realized only a street away from my house
November 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Does Pack:
1 ax
2 chainsaws
Extra wood
Case of beer
Pruning tools
Several hats
Several boots
Does not Pack:
Bag of clothes
istg im not a real person sometimes 😭🫠 blessings I realized only a street away from my house
1 ax
2 chainsaws
Extra wood
Case of beer
Pruning tools
Several hats
Several boots
Does not Pack:
Bag of clothes
istg im not a real person sometimes 😭🫠 blessings I realized only a street away from my house