#Chaperone
That's a shame. / S06E01 The Chaperone
November 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
It’ll be Colby with a congressionally appointed Ukrainian veteran chaperone with him at all times.
Hey what if after all this we end up with Secdef Colby
November 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Is there an elderly chaperone at the party?
#FrightClub
November 5, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I almost tagged you in to chaperone, Kemi. 😂
November 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
couldn't be worse than HHH in The Chaperone
November 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
local woman forced to chaperone Halloween party
October 31, 2026 at 12:09 PM
She blagged the job of chaperone for a group of students from her workplace ☺️
November 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Neil should apply to the diocese to be employed as the vicar’s full-time chaperone/bodyguard #TheArchers
November 5, 2026 at 7:18 PM
November 5, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Oh come on.
Putting K-9s in the mall and 16 years olds are only allowed to go to the movies with an adult chaperone?
This is sad
Teenagers must now be accompanied by an adult anytime they visit Providence Place, as part of an enhanced security plan announced by Pyramid Management Group: https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/providence/new-security-policy-requires-teens-to-be-accompanied-by-an-adult-at-providence-place/
November 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Adult chaperone at a Halloween party full of Roblox fans:

"WTF are any of you?!"
October 31, 2026 at 11:14 PM
the girls went NUTS for the affirmation cards, they read them all out loud to each other. I think the mom chaperone wants to adopt me
October 31, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Currently a chaperone on a "field trip" to a minor league hockey game 🤷
November 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Matt Strauss does the "went for a walk, got really scared" style of political propaganda that his party favours.

Tbh, this sounds pathetic coming from a doctor. Maybe he needs to call a colleague who works in addictions to chaperone him on his terrifying walk.
Conservative MP laments state of affairs in city run by a conservative mayor in a province governed by a conservative premier
November 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Chaperone dismissed. Carney says Washington withdrew its demand for final approval over trade deals Canada signs with other countries (Reuters). In Austen, nothing happens until the chaperone leaves the room. #cdnpoli
November 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Of legal age to be driving, mostly. Also, with chaperone.
November 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Update: seven kids (and one chaperone) as of 8:20 pm. Yes, the chaperone got treats, too.
Zero kids so far tonight. At this rate, I'm going to have a worrisome amount of treats on hand later.
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
A chaperone… to the afterlife!
October 30, 2026 at 4:28 PM
when I told one of the chaperone moms that there were also Grownup Treats (cider, tea and cocoa packets) she was like “oh my goodness, how did you know I was planning to go home after this and make a nice cup of tea?” and what I didn’t say was “I speak Old because I’m also Old, I will also want tea”
October 31, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I have some great news. The front runners to be house minority leader are Steve Scalise and Jim Jordan. Which would be sort of like hiring serial rapists to chaperone every Republican’s teen daughter on prom night.
November 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
ジャック・ダレー
Jacques Daret (c. 1404 - c. 1470)
Portrait of a Man with a red chaperone
(1430/50, oak wood)
Staatliche Museen zu Berlin, Gemäldegalerie / Christoph Schmidt

id.smb.museum/object/865454
#arts
November 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Harder even than a chaperone at a church co-ed dance.

"Make sure to leave room for the Holy Spirit in your selfies!"
November 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Plus, he's a misogynistic, rape apologist who won't meet with female constituents without their husband or father to chaperone. His religion makes him weak.
November 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
She had a blind date. But he didn't show. So her much older chaperone stepped in to make sure this beautiful damsel had the best evening
What would you have done?
#agegap #daddy
October 31, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"If you don't do it, I'm gonna chaperone your Winter Formal," is a great line.

Would very much like to see Campbell and Sustad write, and star in, a non-Hallmark holiday movie where they are able to bring a bit more of this sort of bite to the Yuletide whimsy.
November 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM