ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ChatGPT ass presidency
Using ChatGPT
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Using ChatGPT
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
April 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
How many ways can you say “We used ChatGPT” without actually saying “We used ChatGPT”?
March 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
How many ways can you say “We used ChatGPT” without actually saying “We used ChatGPT”?
Do not take legal advice from chatGPT.
Do not take medical advice from chatGPT.
Do not take financial advice from chatGPT.
In fact, stop using chatGPT. It’s destroying the environment, giving people terrible advice and lining tech bro pockets.
Do not take medical advice from chatGPT.
Do not take financial advice from chatGPT.
In fact, stop using chatGPT. It’s destroying the environment, giving people terrible advice and lining tech bro pockets.
I have three hearings at three different courthouses today. At the second, someone was sobbing outside the courtroom. They'd asked ChatGPT what to say in Court. They believed what it told them.
They lost because it hallucinated, and they didn't know there were no do-overs.
They lost because it hallucinated, and they didn't know there were no do-overs.
June 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Do not take legal advice from chatGPT.
Do not take medical advice from chatGPT.
Do not take financial advice from chatGPT.
In fact, stop using chatGPT. It’s destroying the environment, giving people terrible advice and lining tech bro pockets.
Do not take medical advice from chatGPT.
Do not take financial advice from chatGPT.
In fact, stop using chatGPT. It’s destroying the environment, giving people terrible advice and lining tech bro pockets.
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?"
Yep. Hope this helps.
Yep. Hope this helps.
June 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?"
Yep. Hope this helps.
Yep. Hope this helps.
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
August 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity https://theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-altman-to-kill-humanity/
March 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity https://theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-altman-to-kill-humanity/
ChatGPT was launched 2 years ago today.
November 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
ChatGPT was launched 2 years ago today.
whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head
June 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head
ChatGPT's values, according to ChatGPT:
March 1, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ChatGPT's values, according to ChatGPT:
ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CHATGPT FRIENDS
AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.
May 21, 2026 at 8:32 PM
ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR CHATGPT FRIENDS
Spending hours with ChatGPT can save you minutes of reading the documentation.
November 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Spending hours with ChatGPT can save you minutes of reading the documentation.
ChatGPT down yippee :3
September 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
ChatGPT down yippee :3
Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
March 14, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Shel Silverstein doesn’t get nearly enough credit for predicting ChatGPT.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
NEW:
Andrew Cuomo used ChatGPT to help write the housing plan he released this weekend, which included several nonsensical passages. The plan even cites to ChatGPT on a section about the Rent Guidelines Board.
hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
Andrew Cuomo used ChatGPT to help write the housing plan he released this weekend, which included several nonsensical passages. The plan even cites to ChatGPT on a section about the Rent Guidelines Board.
hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
Andrew Cuomo Used ChatGPT For His Housing Plan
"Addressing New York's Housing Crisis" features garbled text and a citation from ChatGPT.
hellgatenyc.com
April 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
NEW:
Andrew Cuomo used ChatGPT to help write the housing plan he released this weekend, which included several nonsensical passages. The plan even cites to ChatGPT on a section about the Rent Guidelines Board.
hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
Andrew Cuomo used ChatGPT to help write the housing plan he released this weekend, which included several nonsensical passages. The plan even cites to ChatGPT on a section about the Rent Guidelines Board.
hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What a chatgpt slogan
The Washington Post began trying out a new mission statement this week: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.” It comes amid turmoil in the newsroom.
The Washington Post’s New Mission: Reach ‘All of America’
This week, The Post began trying out a new mission statement: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a chatgpt slogan
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
Pro-tip: next time someone invites you to their ChatGPT webinar, ask them if they used ChatGPT to write the script for it.
IF THEY SAY YES: Ask them why you should go when you can ask ChatGPT for the same info yourself.
IF THEY SAY NO: Oh, so they don't trust ChatGPT to generate quality content?
IF THEY SAY YES: Ask them why you should go when you can ask ChatGPT for the same info yourself.
IF THEY SAY NO: Oh, so they don't trust ChatGPT to generate quality content?
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Pro-tip: next time someone invites you to their ChatGPT webinar, ask them if they used ChatGPT to write the script for it.
IF THEY SAY YES: Ask them why you should go when you can ask ChatGPT for the same info yourself.
IF THEY SAY NO: Oh, so they don't trust ChatGPT to generate quality content?
IF THEY SAY YES: Ask them why you should go when you can ask ChatGPT for the same info yourself.
IF THEY SAY NO: Oh, so they don't trust ChatGPT to generate quality content?
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
Is chatgpt making you stupid or do stupid people use chatgpt
"Over four months, LLM users consistently underperformed at neural, linguistic, and behavioral levels."
arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872
arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872
Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task
This study explores the neural and behavioral consequences of LLM-assisted essay writing. Participants were divided into three groups: LLM, Search Engine, and Brain-only (no tools). Each completed thr...
arxiv.org
June 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is chatgpt making you stupid or do stupid people use chatgpt