Cheese farts kept coming last night I recorded a couple fart videos #manfarts #fart #gay #farting #malefarts #fartfetish #eproctophilia #cheesefarts #gassy #brofarts

Nut farts?

Better or worse than
#cheesefarts
?
Lats start a heated debate?
@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

At best
We're just style gurus that mere mortals want to emulate

#pants
#sofasurfing
#cheeseFarts

I know that Ritz Cheese Sandwiches contain real cheese because my lactose-intolerant self cannot stop ripping ass this morning. ~Ens. HG

#SPO #LLAP #GasTheOffice #LetItBlow #ThunderDownUnder #CheeseFarts

As do #cheesefarts

But you're suggesting we stop eating #cheese?

That's almost blasphemy

Have you considered reciting bible verse* or stupid limericks about #cheesefarts to her instead

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*recipes for #cheese.

I know

The #cheesefarts forecast is always high!