Is that guy giving Cheetoface a purple nurple?
September 23, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Is that guy giving Cheetoface a purple nurple?
My reaction to the Canadian election while I'm stuck with cheetoface:
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April 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My reaction to the Canadian election while I'm stuck with cheetoface:
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Looks like Grampa Cheetoface is getting lost around the White House.
Golden script posted flat against the wall now reads “The Oval Office," although it is not clear whether the sign is meant to be permanent or if Trump is simply testing it out.
Trump Adds Home Goods–Style Sign To Oval Office
www.huffpost.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Looks like Grampa Cheetoface is getting lost around the White House.
I don't have a picture of it, sadly, but the best sign I saw yesterday was bright orange with a drawing of Ol' Cheetoface on it and it said THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA
June 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't have a picture of it, sadly, but the best sign I saw yesterday was bright orange with a drawing of Ol' Cheetoface on it and it said THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA
The Cheetoface social media posts will be epic tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The Cheetoface social media posts will be epic tonight.
Until Cheetoface ran for president in 2016, I had never even HEARD of Trump. I miss those days.
December 29, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Until Cheetoface ran for president in 2016, I had never even HEARD of Trump. I miss those days.
What “family conflicts” is cheetoface alluding to?
March 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What “family conflicts” is cheetoface alluding to?
4. The shift was away from Harris and toward CheetoFace. The shift is statistically "extremely improbable" (scientists don't like to say "impossible".
5. Since tabulation is a separate operation, "Well, older conservative people voted later in the day" does not compute...non sequitur...
5. Since tabulation is a separate operation, "Well, older conservative people voted later in the day" does not compute...non sequitur...
September 27, 2026 at 10:44 AM
4. The shift was away from Harris and toward CheetoFace. The shift is statistically "extremely improbable" (scientists don't like to say "impossible".
5. Since tabulation is a separate operation, "Well, older conservative people voted later in the day" does not compute...non sequitur...
5. Since tabulation is a separate operation, "Well, older conservative people voted later in the day" does not compute...non sequitur...
It was not a peaceful demonstration. Cheetoface should not be using public funds.
May 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It was not a peaceful demonstration. Cheetoface should not be using public funds.
Doesn’t Cheetoface only drink Diet Coke?
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Doesn’t Cheetoface only drink Diet Coke?
Cheetoface probably 💩 his pants.
December 15, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Cheetoface probably 💩 his pants.
Who will kick the bucket first: Murdoch or Cheetoface?
NEW: Trump just posted on Truth Social that he’s going to sue the Wall Street Journal for publishing the story. He admitted he and Karoline Leavitt threatened the publication. Can’t wait for discovery!
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Who will kick the bucket first: Murdoch or Cheetoface?
Se viene llamadita telefónica y después cheetoface nos contará que suspende los aranceles porque los chinos han aceptado la exigencia norteamericana de ir por ahí con los ojos entrecerrados
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | China anuncia una batería de medidas contra los productos estadounidenses minutos después de la entrada en vigor de los aranceles impuestos por Trump
China planta cara con una batería inmediata de contramedidas a los aranceles de Trump
elpais.com
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Se viene llamadita telefónica y después cheetoface nos contará que suspende los aranceles porque los chinos han aceptado la exigencia norteamericana de ir por ahí con los ojos entrecerrados
I still can’t get over how Mexico just elected a Jewish woman president and we elected Cheetoface.
January 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I still can’t get over how Mexico just elected a Jewish woman president and we elected Cheetoface.
That's what a REAL governor sounds like. Orange Fascist hates Gov Pritzker because the governor is a better leader and a better man. CheetoFace has to resort to fear for allegiance while Gov Pritzker does so by leading and inspiring. The best Illinois governor in my lifetime....no contest!
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That's what a REAL governor sounds like. Orange Fascist hates Gov Pritzker because the governor is a better leader and a better man. CheetoFace has to resort to fear for allegiance while Gov Pritzker does so by leading and inspiring. The best Illinois governor in my lifetime....no contest!
Cheetoface is a moron and has no idea what he’s talking about. 🙄
February 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Cheetoface is a moron and has no idea what he’s talking about. 🙄
Cheetoface McShitgibbon was my favorite.
December 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Cheetoface McShitgibbon was my favorite.
I call him Cheetoface. 😂
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I call him Cheetoface. 😂
Cheetoface walking like a drunk dude set to Yakety Sax.
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cheetoface walking like a drunk dude set to Yakety Sax.
So Cheetoface McShitgibbon just killed Sesame Street?
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May 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
So Cheetoface McShitgibbon just killed Sesame Street?
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Cheetoface is sounding seditious here. Punishable by death, right? 🤨
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Cheetoface is sounding seditious here. Punishable by death, right? 🤨
Cheetoface is in love with Melon’s money. I’m not sure how it’s all going to work itself out. ⚖️
December 19, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Cheetoface is in love with Melon’s money. I’m not sure how it’s all going to work itself out. ⚖️
Lord Cheetoface really needs to reconsider what he's doing.
January 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lord Cheetoface really needs to reconsider what he's doing.