He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.
Rep. Dan Meuser: "The president is literally playing chess. Venezuela, Iran, Cuba is looking to come to the table. The president has four years to correct many many wrongs that exist."
March 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.
It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
April 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
average game of chess
November 21, 2024 at 6:26 PM
average game of chess
The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess.
CHESS.
It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
CHESS.
It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
That rock skipping, yes tossing stones across a pond or river, is a gender segregated sport, should tell you something about how gendered sports are not about fairness of physical ability, and is instead about the male ego
September 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess.
CHESS.
It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
CHESS.
It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.
December 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
When people say Drake is playing Chess it reminds me of how few people know how to play Chess.
fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .
October 19, 2024 at 7:38 AM
fighting is like a game of chess. each blow yiou land on your opponents head is like a chess piece (Knight, bishop, etc) and then he dies .
5-D Chess, baby!
March 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
5-D Chess, baby!
IT’S FUCKING CHESS
What POSSIBLE advantage, even in the warped mind of a transphobe, could being transgender give you at chess? They’re so nakedly hateful they just can’t stand any trans person winning anything ever. Pathetic.
What POSSIBLE advantage, even in the warped mind of a transphobe, could being transgender give you at chess? They’re so nakedly hateful they just can’t stand any trans person winning anything ever. Pathetic.
June 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
IT’S FUCKING CHESS
What POSSIBLE advantage, even in the warped mind of a transphobe, could being transgender give you at chess? They’re so nakedly hateful they just can’t stand any trans person winning anything ever. Pathetic.
What POSSIBLE advantage, even in the warped mind of a transphobe, could being transgender give you at chess? They’re so nakedly hateful they just can’t stand any trans person winning anything ever. Pathetic.
International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/
April 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
International Chess Federation Adds Race Car Piece https://theonion.com/international-chess-federation-adds-race-car-piece/
4-D chess, baby!!!
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
4-D chess, baby!!!
Chess Grandmaster Tired Of People Comparing Every Life Situation To Chess Match https://theonion.com/chess-grandmaster-tired-of-people-comparing-every-life-1819579235/
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Chess Grandmaster Tired Of People Comparing Every Life Situation To Chess Match https://theonion.com/chess-grandmaster-tired-of-people-comparing-every-life-1819579235/
"Chess" porcelain tea set, USSR, 1963.
September 25, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Chess" porcelain tea set, USSR, 1963.
AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
July 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
We're working around the clock developing Chess 2
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
We're working around the clock developing Chess 2