Fetuses are not f*ckng chiapets where the lady 'just adds water'.
January 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fetuses are not f*ckng chiapets where the lady 'just adds water'.
Look, ChiaPets wanted to release a beaver and there was just horrible miscommunication during product development
May 17, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Look, ChiaPets wanted to release a beaver and there was just horrible miscommunication during product development
look, maybe he has Chiapets
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
look, maybe he has Chiapets
Okay, but I will never -not- associate chia seeds with chiapets, so now I'm imagining you growing a chiapet on someone's creampied ass/pussy/etc
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Okay, but I will never -not- associate chia seeds with chiapets, so now I'm imagining you growing a chiapet on someone's creampied ass/pussy/etc
I donno why, but I read this and thought of trans guys getting trans-"plants", like chiapets. Having cress growing out your chest or something.
November 15, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I donno why, but I read this and thought of trans guys getting trans-"plants", like chiapets. Having cress growing out your chest or something.
...sort of. though already "replacement theory" gets swiftly into tinfoil territory and goes directly to 19th century antisemitism from there.
anyway I feel the correct answer is "who, you? of course I want to replace you: you're horrible. Immigrants, otters, literal aliens, chiapets, anything"
anyway I feel the correct answer is "who, you? of course I want to replace you: you're horrible. Immigrants, otters, literal aliens, chiapets, anything"
June 21, 2026 at 3:24 PM
...sort of. though already "replacement theory" gets swiftly into tinfoil territory and goes directly to 19th century antisemitism from there.
anyway I feel the correct answer is "who, you? of course I want to replace you: you're horrible. Immigrants, otters, literal aliens, chiapets, anything"
anyway I feel the correct answer is "who, you? of course I want to replace you: you're horrible. Immigrants, otters, literal aliens, chiapets, anything"
Like chiapets you grow in your veins 💖
July 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Like chiapets you grow in your veins 💖
Sadly have to cut back on bread due to this other thing it forgets the name of but, it could do some cereal, been forever since it had some and cereal is actually yummy tbh
Also, it’s never had chia seeds, how are they? Need to look them up in general lol, only know of them from chiapets X3c
Also, it’s never had chia seeds, how are they? Need to look them up in general lol, only know of them from chiapets X3c
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Sadly have to cut back on bread due to this other thing it forgets the name of but, it could do some cereal, been forever since it had some and cereal is actually yummy tbh
Also, it’s never had chia seeds, how are they? Need to look them up in general lol, only know of them from chiapets X3c
Also, it’s never had chia seeds, how are they? Need to look them up in general lol, only know of them from chiapets X3c
#movies #horror #ChiaPets #MutantFam
They should go horror for that Chia pets movie. There is an existential horror to being a Chia pet.
You can grow grass, but you're not a plant. You can look like an animal or a famous person, but you're not actually a living creature. It's ripe for horror! 😛😂
They should go horror for that Chia pets movie. There is an existential horror to being a Chia pet.
You can grow grass, but you're not a plant. You can look like an animal or a famous person, but you're not actually a living creature. It's ripe for horror! 😛😂
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
#movies #horror #ChiaPets #MutantFam
They should go horror for that Chia pets movie. There is an existential horror to being a Chia pet.
You can grow grass, but you're not a plant. You can look like an animal or a famous person, but you're not actually a living creature. It's ripe for horror! 😛😂
They should go horror for that Chia pets movie. There is an existential horror to being a Chia pet.
You can grow grass, but you're not a plant. You can look like an animal or a famous person, but you're not actually a living creature. It's ripe for horror! 😛😂
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Wahhhhhhh
Why can't I have one!!?
#homersimpson
#chiapets
#omg
#globalshipping
#thesimpsons
Wahhhhhhh
Why can't I have one!!?
#homersimpson
#chiapets
#omg
#globalshipping
#thesimpsons
The Simpsons Homer Chia Pet®
It's Homer Chia Pet! Based on the meme that swept the internet, Homer Chia Pet is the ideal depiction of the famous gif. Just spread the seeds, water, and watch Homer disappear into lush Chia. The per...
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August 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
chia.com/products/the...
Wahhhhhhh
Why can't I have one!!?
#homersimpson
#chiapets
#omg
#globalshipping
#thesimpsons
Wahhhhhhh
Why can't I have one!!?
#homersimpson
#chiapets
#omg
#globalshipping
#thesimpsons
Things I had to explain after introducing the kiddo to Wayne’s World:
Cable access television
Do you have some grey poupon?
Laverne and Shirley
Car! (Move hockey net) Game on!
Robert Patrick as the T-1000
ChiaPets
Even with all that, she loved it, especially Garth
Party on, excellent!
Cable access television
Do you have some grey poupon?
Laverne and Shirley
Car! (Move hockey net) Game on!
Robert Patrick as the T-1000
ChiaPets
Even with all that, she loved it, especially Garth
Party on, excellent!
September 4, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Things I had to explain after introducing the kiddo to Wayne’s World:
Cable access television
Do you have some grey poupon?
Laverne and Shirley
Car! (Move hockey net) Game on!
Robert Patrick as the T-1000
ChiaPets
Even with all that, she loved it, especially Garth
Party on, excellent!
Cable access television
Do you have some grey poupon?
Laverne and Shirley
Car! (Move hockey net) Game on!
Robert Patrick as the T-1000
ChiaPets
Even with all that, she loved it, especially Garth
Party on, excellent!
I just got an ad for fucking chiapets in the final weeks of 2025..
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I just got an ad for fucking chiapets in the final weeks of 2025..
I am wondering if you can do ChiaPets or Ronco's Veg-o-Matic next? Their sales are in the dumps since they don't have an effective spokesperson anymore.
Trump appeared to use the office of president – and the iconography of the White House – to give Musk a boost and make good on a promise to buy a Tesla.
Trump Promotes Musk's Tesla Cars Outside White House, Buys One To 'Make A Statement'
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March 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I am wondering if you can do ChiaPets or Ronco's Veg-o-Matic next? Their sales are in the dumps since they don't have an effective spokesperson anymore.
#chiapets #franchise Chia Pets sbarcano sul grande schermo con un film d'animazione
Chia Pets sbarcano sul grande schermo con un film d'animazione - Notizie Buzz!
Dal Vaso al Cinema: La Strana Evoluzione di un Cult Nati nel 1977 come vasi in terracotta a forma di animali o personaggi, ricoperti di semi di chia per far crescere una "pelliccia
www.notizie.buzz
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 AM
#chiapets #franchise Chia Pets sbarcano sul grande schermo con un film d'animazione
Some of the Egyptians had chiapets.....wild
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Some of the Egyptians had chiapets.....wild
SuperBeets and ChiaPets. Yes, that’s the Tiffany Network, alright!
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Big Advertisers Appear Wary of CBS News’ Bari Weiss Town Hall Format
Many major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall format moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring a conversation with Erika Kirk
variety.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
SuperBeets and ChiaPets. Yes, that’s the Tiffany Network, alright!
There’s two paths to this: Bulbasaur or Chiapets
August 24, 2023 at 8:23 AM
There’s two paths to this: Bulbasaur or Chiapets