You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle
What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense
July 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle
Taco Bell is now just as expensive as Chipotle.
Baffling.
Baffling.
March 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Taco Bell is now just as expensive as Chipotle.
Baffling.
Baffling.
what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
Chipotle Reina wasn’t real…Chipotle Reina wasn’t real!
Chipotle Reina:
Chipotle Reina:
February 25, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Chipotle Reina wasn’t real…Chipotle Reina wasn’t real!
Chipotle Reina:
Chipotle Reina:
median r/chipotle experience
March 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
median r/chipotle experience
Me at Combo Breaker after I say I don’t support Israel and see everyone’s Chipotle cards start glowing:
September 18, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Me at Combo Breaker after I say I don’t support Israel and see everyone’s Chipotle cards start glowing:
Chipotle isolated a single source of Jalapeno peppers contaminated with Salmonella. They figured it out. RFK Jr. can’t
August 5, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Chipotle isolated a single source of Jalapeno peppers contaminated with Salmonella. They figured it out. RFK Jr. can’t
The White House is starting to look like a Chipotle bag.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The White House is starting to look like a Chipotle bag.
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
took a 25 mg edible and then my dad said we’re going to chipotle pray 4 me
June 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
took a 25 mg edible and then my dad said we’re going to chipotle pray 4 me
me after eatin chipotle
Quick Metal Sonic test animation (a study from that one Stoke Engine)
April 16, 2026 at 2:56 AM
me after eatin chipotle
Chipotle announces they are raising prices by 2% due to inflation.
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Chipotle announces they are raising prices by 2% due to inflation.
"The Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense" encapsulates so much American history
What'd you do over the weekend? Public Works began resurfacing the street in front of the Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"The Chipotle where Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense" encapsulates so much American history
July 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
took some edibles and i have chipotle on the way
September 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
took some edibles and i have chipotle on the way
Remember when Chipotle blamed menu price increases on wage increases while making tens of millions a year?? …that same Chipotle that shamelessly tries to silence folks who are uniting for a voice at work. Surprise surprise, looks like they’re now teaming up with Palantir to track employee illnesses…
We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir
Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.
seiu.co
September 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Remember when Chipotle blamed menu price increases on wage increases while making tens of millions a year?? …that same Chipotle that shamelessly tries to silence folks who are uniting for a voice at work. Surprise surprise, looks like they’re now teaming up with Palantir to track employee illnesses…
Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. illegally withheld raises from employees because they unionized, US labor board prosecutors say
Chipotle Illegally Withheld Raises From Unionized Location, Labor Board Prosecutors Say
Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. illegally withheld raises from employees because they unionized, US labor board prosecutors say.
www.bloomberg.com
August 26, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. illegally withheld raises from employees because they unionized, US labor board prosecutors say
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
Chipotle Pulled Jalapeños Tied to Minnesota Salmonella Cases
Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.
www.bloomberg.com
August 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle
funne chipotle lady
August 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
funne chipotle lady
Think Chipotle should let me order an evil burrito with this
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Think Chipotle should let me order an evil burrito with this