I choked.
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/
March 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I choked.
Just choked on my sandwich. 😂
Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.
Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.
April 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Just choked on my sandwich. 😂
Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.
Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.
Reader, I choked up
September 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reader, I choked up
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
I choked up reading this
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I choked up reading this
Democratic Minnesota state Rep. Sydney Jordan is choked up on CNN talking about her former colleague Melissa Hortman
June 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Democratic Minnesota state Rep. Sydney Jordan is choked up on CNN talking about her former colleague Melissa Hortman
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
August 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Remember how if a kid choked on a little plastic toy they used to stop selling the toy
Probably my favorite tifo ever and hearing Allianz roar as it went up got me choked up.
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Probably my favorite tifo ever and hearing Allianz roar as it went up got me choked up.
Trump has choked off Cuba's oil supply. China is stepping in with solar.
March 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Trump has choked off Cuba's oil supply. China is stepping in with solar.
Went to check notifs on my phone and near about choked. Great name but goddamn
September 25, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Went to check notifs on my phone and near about choked. Great name but goddamn
BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Medical examiner believes death of man in ICE custody was homicide, recording says
A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at the ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
BREAKING: Medical examiner says death of ICE detainee was a HOMICIDE - a witness says he was choked to death by GUARDS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...
Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.
Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.
Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT
Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT
April 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.
who want to get choked in bed?
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 AM
who want to get choked in bed?
getting legitimately choked up at this
August 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
getting legitimately choked up at this
Who getting choked first.
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Who getting choked first.
January 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
CHICAGO: “My uncle was on his way home from getting groceries on his bike — they grabbed him and choked him and punched him… he’s a kind hardworking man. They’re racially profiling people.”
Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.
Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
CHICAGO: “My uncle was on his way home from getting groceries on his bike — they grabbed him and choked him and punched him… he’s a kind hardworking man. They’re racially profiling people.”
Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.
Trump’s ICE goons put an elderly man in the hospital and nearly choked him to death.
Saw someone call him Metamucillini and almost choked
October 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Saw someone call him Metamucillini and almost choked
Diggs getting a little choked up!
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Diggs getting a little choked up!
Yesterday somebody called me 'pretentious'. I nearly choked on my oat milk decaf double choc mocha latte
November 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Yesterday somebody called me 'pretentious'. I nearly choked on my oat milk decaf double choc mocha latte
I almost choked on my lunch with this one.
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I almost choked on my lunch with this one.