The grass is soft, wet and green
Just the sun chokes stand
Leaves slowly turning yellow
Just the sun chokes stand
Leaves slowly turning yellow
September 29, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The grass is soft, wet and green
Just the sun chokes stand
Leaves slowly turning yellow
Just the sun chokes stand
Leaves slowly turning yellow
Ghost always wears a mask when he streams and Johnny's usually not staring at his eyes when he's stroking off to him. In a panic, he chokes out something about needing to go and flees the gym. --
September 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Ghost always wears a mask when he streams and Johnny's usually not staring at his eyes when he's stroking off to him. In a panic, he chokes out something about needing to go and flees the gym. --
Both of these people are disgusting pieces of shit and deserve nothing but the worst. I hope his plate of cheese chokes him.
September 29, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Both of these people are disgusting pieces of shit and deserve nothing but the worst. I hope his plate of cheese chokes him.
WAKE UP #NYRANGERS FANS
TONIGHT WE PLAY HOCKEY.
WE WILL HOPE PASTA CHOKES ON HIS FETTUCCINE
CMOOOOOOON!! WEVE BEEN WAITING SINCE APRIL TO SEE IF DRURYS MAGIC HAD WORKED
LETS DO THIS!!!
#NHL #NYR
TONIGHT WE PLAY HOCKEY.
WE WILL HOPE PASTA CHOKES ON HIS FETTUCCINE
CMOOOOOOON!! WEVE BEEN WAITING SINCE APRIL TO SEE IF DRURYS MAGIC HAD WORKED
LETS DO THIS!!!
#NHL #NYR
Alexis Lafreniere Celebrates Goal for Rangers
ALT: Alexis Lafreniere Celebrates Goal for Rangers
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September 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
WAKE UP #NYRANGERS FANS
TONIGHT WE PLAY HOCKEY.
WE WILL HOPE PASTA CHOKES ON HIS FETTUCCINE
CMOOOOOOON!! WEVE BEEN WAITING SINCE APRIL TO SEE IF DRURYS MAGIC HAD WORKED
LETS DO THIS!!!
#NHL #NYR
TONIGHT WE PLAY HOCKEY.
WE WILL HOPE PASTA CHOKES ON HIS FETTUCCINE
CMOOOOOOON!! WEVE BEEN WAITING SINCE APRIL TO SEE IF DRURYS MAGIC HAD WORKED
LETS DO THIS!!!
#NHL #NYR
Oh man, “Moby Dick” always chokes me up
September 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Oh man, “Moby Dick” always chokes me up
I sorta kinda hope colorful, "Aw, Shucks" Sen Kennedy does throw up in his mouth and then chokes on it. He's beyond a joke.
#JackSmithTestifies
#JackSmithTestifies
September 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I sorta kinda hope colorful, "Aw, Shucks" Sen Kennedy does throw up in his mouth and then chokes on it. He's beyond a joke.
#JackSmithTestifies
#JackSmithTestifies
Medicare for All is great.
Medicare for All won't matter when China invades Taiwan and chokes off Japan.
Medicare for All won't matter when China invades Taiwan and chokes off Japan.
September 29, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Medicare for All is great.
Medicare for All won't matter when China invades Taiwan and chokes off Japan.
Medicare for All won't matter when China invades Taiwan and chokes off Japan.
As the economy chokes to a halt and our retirement funds dwindle under the Billionaires Golden Age
September 29, 2026 at 10:28 AM
As the economy chokes to a halt and our retirement funds dwindle under the Billionaires Golden Age
I cried harder when my friend told me about her assault than I did at my own. Partially because I was dissociating. But also, it's so much easier to tell yourself it was your fault. But when it happens to someone you love, you know that isn't true, and you have so much hate and grief it chokes you.
September 29, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I cried harder when my friend told me about her assault than I did at my own. Partially because I was dissociating. But also, it's so much easier to tell yourself it was your fault. But when it happens to someone you love, you know that isn't true, and you have so much hate and grief it chokes you.
I do that thing where I experience something then let it sit a bit because I'm always a little cautious about how other people react to it and don't want to really throw my hat in the ring fresh off of feelings
but it's been months and thinking about Digital Circus still chokes me up it's perfect
but it's been months and thinking about Digital Circus still chokes me up it's perfect
September 29, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I do that thing where I experience something then let it sit a bit because I'm always a little cautious about how other people react to it and don't want to really throw my hat in the ring fresh off of feelings
but it's been months and thinking about Digital Circus still chokes me up it's perfect
but it's been months and thinking about Digital Circus still chokes me up it's perfect
Scrunchface might’ve been “against this war” but he’s done precisely fuck to really stop it.
Gutless worm is just playing out the clock hoping Saddam Insane chokes on a nugget and he gets to take over.
Gutless worm is just playing out the clock hoping Saddam Insane chokes on a nugget and he gets to take over.
September 29, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Scrunchface might’ve been “against this war” but he’s done precisely fuck to really stop it.
Gutless worm is just playing out the clock hoping Saddam Insane chokes on a nugget and he gets to take over.
Gutless worm is just playing out the clock hoping Saddam Insane chokes on a nugget and he gets to take over.
Yeah, you watch said developers of this get canned really fast now.
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
You can now play Nintendo Switch games on a jailbroken PS5 — early alpha hits 40 FPS in lighter titles but chokes on Zelda
Some games perform better than others, but the fact that it works at all isn't to be sniffed at.
www.tomshardware.com
September 29, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Yeah, you watch said developers of this get canned really fast now.
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
www.tomshardware.com/video-games/...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (GASP)snurkHAHAHHAHA(chokes) HAHAHHAHAHAoh godHAHHAHHA
September 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA (GASP)snurkHAHAHHAHA(chokes) HAHAHHAHAHAoh godHAHHAHHA
NNN? You mean Naughty Nautical Nonsense? The Spongebob episode where Squidward chokes on a fork for 10 hours?
September 29, 2026 at 5:06 AM
NNN? You mean Naughty Nautical Nonsense? The Spongebob episode where Squidward chokes on a fork for 10 hours?
Valeriy is the reason Motya's scarf chokes him, got it 😭
September 29, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Valeriy is the reason Motya's scarf chokes him, got it 😭
He remembers, suddenly, the sight of the Yiling Laozu with his sword buried deep in Wen Chao’s chest. Compared to now, the god who slaughtered Wen in the Cloud Recesses had been perfectly calm.
“No, nothing like that,” Lan Xichen chokes out the words.
“No, nothing like that,” Lan Xichen chokes out the words.
September 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
He remembers, suddenly, the sight of the Yiling Laozu with his sword buried deep in Wen Chao’s chest. Compared to now, the god who slaughtered Wen in the Cloud Recesses had been perfectly calm.
“No, nothing like that,” Lan Xichen chokes out the words.
“No, nothing like that,” Lan Xichen chokes out the words.
Centuries later, XL accidentally chokes HC and HC is catapulted back to this moment and is done in on the spot.
September 29, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Centuries later, XL accidentally chokes HC and HC is catapulted back to this moment and is done in on the spot.
Jess: *starts to get a little chokes up and shifts back to hugging him tight* I love you too... *after a long moment* Gonna have to plan a couple more names that end with an 'N'... you've got 8 months and some change.
September 29, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Jess: *starts to get a little chokes up and shifts back to hugging him tight* I love you too... *after a long moment* Gonna have to plan a couple more names that end with an 'N'... you've got 8 months and some change.
Complete nonsense dodges come stage 5. I started seeing the Matrix dude
September 28, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Complete nonsense dodges come stage 5. I started seeing the Matrix dude
Rey half chokes at the awkward blinking and has to take a second to steady himself before he holds the cheese up again to toss.
He was a decent aim sober, and not the worse even plastered, but it was much harder while holding back a laugh, so the cheese cube ended up bouncing off Eirwyn’s forehead
He was a decent aim sober, and not the worse even plastered, but it was much harder while holding back a laugh, so the cheese cube ended up bouncing off Eirwyn’s forehead
September 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Rey half chokes at the awkward blinking and has to take a second to steady himself before he holds the cheese up again to toss.
He was a decent aim sober, and not the worse even plastered, but it was much harder while holding back a laugh, so the cheese cube ended up bouncing off Eirwyn’s forehead
He was a decent aim sober, and not the worse even plastered, but it was much harder while holding back a laugh, so the cheese cube ended up bouncing off Eirwyn’s forehead
You can now play Nintendo Switch games on a jailbroken PS5
An experimental emulator makes it possible to play Nintendo …
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/console-gaming/you-can-now-play-nintendo-switch-games-on-a-jailbroken-ps5-early-alpha-hits-40-fps-in-lighter-titles-but-chokes-on-zelda
An experimental emulator makes it possible to play Nintendo …
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/console-gaming/you-can-now-play-nintendo-switch-games-on-a-jailbroken-ps5-early-alpha-hits-40-fps-in-lighter-titles-but-chokes-on-zelda
September 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You can now play Nintendo Switch games on a jailbroken PS5
An experimental emulator makes it possible to play Nintendo …
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/console-gaming/you-can-now-play-nintendo-switch-games-on-a-jailbroken-ps5-early-alpha-hits-40-fps-in-lighter-titles-but-chokes-on-zelda
An experimental emulator makes it possible to play Nintendo …
https://www.tomshardware.com/video-games/console-gaming/you-can-now-play-nintendo-switch-games-on-a-jailbroken-ps5-early-alpha-hits-40-fps-in-lighter-titles-but-chokes-on-zelda
I hope she chokes!
September 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I hope she chokes!
me: "maybe i'm doing better today"
5 mins later chokes while trying to drink water.
5 mins later chokes while trying to drink water.
September 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
me: "maybe i'm doing better today"
5 mins later chokes while trying to drink water.
5 mins later chokes while trying to drink water.
That’s a natural reaction to the contractions of your slutty pussy around my penis; it chokes it and makes me want to tear it apart so I can fuck you better.
September 28, 2026 at 8:18 PM
That’s a natural reaction to the contractions of your slutty pussy around my penis; it chokes it and makes me want to tear it apart so I can fuck you better.