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Choose Ødegaard.
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Choose anyone but England.
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Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
Choose Haaland.
Choose Ødegaard.
Choose Viking spirit.
Choose salmon.
Choose fjords.
Choose the northern lights.
Choose red, white and blue.
Choose anyone but England.
Choose staying up until full time.
Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
July 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Choose Norway.
Choose Haaland.
Choose Ødegaard.
Choose Viking spirit.
Choose salmon.
Choose fjords.
Choose the northern lights.
Choose red, white and blue.
Choose anyone but England.
Choose staying up until full time.
Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
Choose Haaland.
Choose Ødegaard.
Choose Viking spirit.
Choose salmon.
Choose fjords.
Choose the northern lights.
Choose red, white and blue.
Choose anyone but England.
Choose staying up until full time.
Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.
Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen:
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen:
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
"If we have to choose between the US & Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark. We choose NATO. We choose the Kingdom of Denmark. We choose the EU."
"Greenland does not want to be owned by the US. Greenland does not want to be governed by the US" he later added.
Democracy is when voters choose their leaders. Autocracy is when leaders choose their voters.
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They choose this. They choose this. They choose this. Melania. Usha. Ivanka. They are adults and they choose all this. They can leave at any moment, and every day they are still choosing this. They are not victims, they are henchwomen.
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