#Choosy
HE’S A GOOD BOY HE’S JUST CHOOSY.
September 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Choosy Hitler fans choose Fetterman
September 3, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Choosy Moms choose Jizz
September 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
choosy dads choose Jizz

#sundaycumday 🤤
May 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Choosy moms choose feeding their babies into the CSAM machine!!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
choosy moms choose violence
January 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Choosy Moms Choose NIST
September 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Choosy brain worms choose Zyn.
July 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I prefer real to roleplay, but beggars can’t be choosy
July 18, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"Choosy moms choose Jif," so when I go home with someone's mom, I always check her cabinets for Jif, and it's never, ever there.
November 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
She is 64 years old.

She can be choosy.
March 23, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Choosy Jons choose violence.
You woke up and decided to inflict major psychic damage, huh?
July 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Choosy Moms Choose Texas
September 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
#Elon seems to be very choosy with which country he criticizes.
#EnemyAlien
January 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Pick them up, send them to el salvador. Can't be choosy now, they're illegally here and need to go.
April 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Choosy dads choose UNTZ #WarOnGoosemas
December 13, 2024 at 8:26 PM
lowkey I feel like this beggar…is being choosy
January 30, 2026 at 10:59 PM
At this point I just hope future presidents keep this up. If they're going to be eunuchs, they can't be choosy about their emperors.
more law firms have just sold out to Trump
April 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pretty choosy for someone who has so little to offer himself.
March 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This guy just unfollowed me. He's pretty choosy.
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"Choosy moms choose Jiff" was a super common ad to see/hear in the 90s.

So "Choosy developers choose .gif" was a pun, a joke based on the ads.

When you decide to translate that - across time and culture - to a hard G, you destroy a part of the meaning.
June 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
choosy moms choose yaoi
My mom asked to watch Heated Rivalry cause she’d been hearing about it, so instead I put on the Disney movie “Miracle” and she keeps on asking when the hockey players are gonna kiss
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
shout out to all the choosy moms who chose JIF. Peter Pan moms stay losing
May 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM