CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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The CIA has to deal with the Traitor...
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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231 CIA Agents Killed In Overt Ops Mission
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231 CIA Agents Killed In Overt Ops Mission
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"That’s why the CIA guards don’t allow cell phones, or even Fitbits, into their buildings. Which brings us back to Bill Murray’s question: Why was the director of the CIA using a cell phone at CIA headquarters?"
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SignalGate: Did CIA Boss Ratcliffe Use a Cell Phone in Headquarters?
And why were these clowns texting secrets on Signal at all?
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March 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"That’s why the CIA guards don’t allow cell phones, or even Fitbits, into their buildings. Which brings us back to Bill Murray’s question: Why was the director of the CIA using a cell phone at CIA headquarters?"
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Orchestrates Coup D’État To Replace Entire Population Of Venezuela theonion.com/cia-orchestr...
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
CIA Orchestrates Coup D’État To Replace Entire Population Of Venezuela theonion.com/cia-orchestr...
Apropos of nothing, once the President of the United States confirms covert CIA operations in a country… say, Venezuela, those operations are no longer covert.
And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.
And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.
October 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Apropos of nothing, once the President of the United States confirms covert CIA operations in a country… say, Venezuela, those operations are no longer covert.
And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.
And it puts CIA officers at significantly more risk.
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
Dear CIA:
Hey, y’all busy? Just saying.
Hey, y’all busy? Just saying.
February 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Dear CIA:
Hey, y’all busy? Just saying.
Hey, y’all busy? Just saying.
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
Putin’s puppet ignoring warnings from the CIA. Seems about right. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Gabbard overrode CIA officials’ concerns in push to release classified Russia report
CIA officials worried the release of the House Intelligence Committee report on 2016 Russian election interference could reveal top-secret spying techniques and sources. Tulsi Gabbard overrode their c...
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August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Putin’s puppet ignoring warnings from the CIA. Seems about right. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Flynn says the CIA hacked X.
March 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Flynn says the CIA hacked X.
🚨FORMER CIA/FBI DIRECTOR SPEAKS OUT
William Webster, the only person to ever lead both CIA and FBI, released a letter warning senators about confirming Trump's picks of Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard.
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William Webster, the only person to ever lead both CIA and FBI, released a letter warning senators about confirming Trump's picks of Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard.
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December 27, 2024 at 6:34 PM
🚨FORMER CIA/FBI DIRECTOR SPEAKS OUT
William Webster, the only person to ever lead both CIA and FBI, released a letter warning senators about confirming Trump's picks of Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard.
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William Webster, the only person to ever lead both CIA and FBI, released a letter warning senators about confirming Trump's picks of Kash Patel and Tulsi Gabbard.
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Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
September 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds https://theonion.com/cia-under-fire-for-arming-group-of-rowdy-7-year-olds/
May 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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CIA apologizes for dead kennedys
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
The parish priest said he would have acted differently had he known they were carved by children.
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October 21, 2023 at 2:34 AM
CIA apologizes for dead kennedys
Trump just installed Michael Ellis as CIA general counsel, possibly to green light legally dubious CIA ops to do this as an end run around congress.
Kelly: I really worry about those aviators, drone operators, special forces guys that are in the Caribbean right now striking these boats and whether or not this is legal..
There’s no authorization for the use of military force. The Congress has not given that to the president. He hasn’t asked.
There’s no authorization for the use of military force. The Congress has not given that to the president. He hasn’t asked.
October 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Trump just installed Michael Ellis as CIA general counsel, possibly to green light legally dubious CIA ops to do this as an end run around congress.
The head of the CIA disclosed the name of a CIA operative during the top secret/not secret group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The head of the CIA disclosed the name of a CIA operative during the top secret/not secret group chat.
trans subreddits are CIA
July 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
trans subreddits are CIA