“Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, bitch.”
June 4, 2024 at 2:07 PM
“Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, bitch.”
In speaking during today's urgent question, Nigel Farage has now mentioned the Chagos Islands in the Commons on more occasions than he has Clacton-on-Sea (three versus two), according to Hansard.
December 2, 2024 at 5:10 PM
In speaking during today's urgent question, Nigel Farage has now mentioned the Chagos Islands in the Commons on more occasions than he has Clacton-on-Sea (three versus two), according to Hansard.
My milkshake wins all elections that I see
And they're like "it's Clacton-on-Sea"
Damn right, it's Clacton-on-Sea
My milkshake, gonna be an MP
And they're like "it's Clacton-on-Sea"
Damn right, it's Clacton-on-Sea
My milkshake, gonna be an MP
June 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
My milkshake wins all elections that I see
And they're like "it's Clacton-on-Sea"
Damn right, it's Clacton-on-Sea
My milkshake, gonna be an MP
And they're like "it's Clacton-on-Sea"
Damn right, it's Clacton-on-Sea
My milkshake, gonna be an MP
Oh my!!!
Seems Reform UK are allergic to Clacton on sea......
Seems Reform UK are allergic to Clacton on sea......
March 27, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Oh my!!!
Seems Reform UK are allergic to Clacton on sea......
Seems Reform UK are allergic to Clacton on sea......
So says the absentee Member of the European Parliament for 20 years and now the absentee MP in Parliament and Clacton-on-Sea.
February 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So says the absentee Member of the European Parliament for 20 years and now the absentee MP in Parliament and Clacton-on-Sea.
shaq: where they goin chuck
english charles barkley: clacton-on-sea
english charles barkley: clacton-on-sea
Ooooh what’s the Galveston of England
July 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
shaq: where they goin chuck
english charles barkley: clacton-on-sea
english charles barkley: clacton-on-sea
Morning all.
Photograph by Tony Ray-Jones, Clacton-on-Sea, 1967.
Photograph by Tony Ray-Jones, Clacton-on-Sea, 1967.
March 6, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Morning all.
Photograph by Tony Ray-Jones, Clacton-on-Sea, 1967.
Photograph by Tony Ray-Jones, Clacton-on-Sea, 1967.
count binface has my vote in the clacton-on-sea by-election!
I can’t get enough of Count Binface. As miserable as everything has become, a man with a bin for a head promising to build one affordable house is what I need in my news feed. That he’s made such a joke of Farage is just the cherry on top.
July 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
count binface has my vote in the clacton-on-sea by-election!
Nigel Farage is going to stand for parliament in Clacton-on-Sea, which sounds made up.
June 3, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Nigel Farage is going to stand for parliament in Clacton-on-Sea, which sounds made up.
I'm so sick of seeing Nigel Farage everywhere, I'm considering moving to Clacton on Sea so I never have to see him again.
August 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm so sick of seeing Nigel Farage everywhere, I'm considering moving to Clacton on Sea so I never have to see him again.
February 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
AVOID the chance of ever meeting Nigel Farage by simply moving to Clacton-on-Sea.
January 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
AVOID the chance of ever meeting Nigel Farage by simply moving to Clacton-on-Sea.
BREAKING NEWS: Farage to visit Clacton-on-Sea for second time
July 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Farage to visit Clacton-on-Sea for second time
‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
July 7, 2026 at 2:02 PM
‘I’M CLOSING THE BUREAU. For an hour.’
Dear residents of America and the U.K. especially Clacton on Sea
July 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Dear residents of America and the U.K. especially Clacton on Sea
"The sort of flags on lampposts we can get behind!
Activists from Take Back Power, a non-violent civil resistance group, took to the streets of Frinton-on-Sea in Nigel Farage’s constituency of Clacton to raise 'Tax the Rich' flags, while removing England flags and Union Jacks"
via London Economic
Activists from Take Back Power, a non-violent civil resistance group, took to the streets of Frinton-on-Sea in Nigel Farage’s constituency of Clacton to raise 'Tax the Rich' flags, while removing England flags and Union Jacks"
via London Economic
July 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
"The sort of flags on lampposts we can get behind!
Activists from Take Back Power, a non-violent civil resistance group, took to the streets of Frinton-on-Sea in Nigel Farage’s constituency of Clacton to raise 'Tax the Rich' flags, while removing England flags and Union Jacks"
via London Economic
Activists from Take Back Power, a non-violent civil resistance group, took to the streets of Frinton-on-Sea in Nigel Farage’s constituency of Clacton to raise 'Tax the Rich' flags, while removing England flags and Union Jacks"
via London Economic
Surely not Clacton on Sea. Their MP is so 'for the people', we would have thought he'd have rectified the problem after a year.
Holidaymakers, be aware that Surfers Against Sewage have been reporting these sewage overflows since 21 July:
- 4 in the Clacton area
- also 3 in Southend
- 4 in the Clacton area
- also 3 in Southend
July 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Surely not Clacton on Sea. Their MP is so 'for the people', we would have thought he'd have rectified the problem after a year.
I do not live in England, let alone Clacton-On-Sea, but if I did, I would vote for the bin and not the trash.
August 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I do not live in England, let alone Clacton-On-Sea, but if I did, I would vote for the bin and not the trash.
Haley's Comet visits Clacton-on-Sea more often than Nigel fucking Farage.
August 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Haley's Comet visits Clacton-on-Sea more often than Nigel fucking Farage.
Now I KNOW you ain't snitchin, Clacton
June 4, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Now I KNOW you ain't snitchin, Clacton
i dont get why they call it a "bath"room, that shit made me feel like i was trapped in clacton-on-sea
September 25, 2026 at 7:56 AM
i dont get why they call it a "bath"room, that shit made me feel like i was trapped in clacton-on-sea
