My dear woman!

We are as distressed as you are about this turn of events! We thought we had installed a dictator to popular acclaim and suddenly a judge sticks the proverbial wrench in the proverbial works!

It's apparent that we can't win them all -- just most!

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Dear PR,

Isn't he cute? Our protegee will always find a way, don't you know?

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Dear Secretary Buttigieg,

May we point out that, according to our latest reports, our orange servant has yet to release the money.

He is exquisitely sneaky that way.

That's why we hired him!

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