I prefer to engage in the Disney Princess method where I stand outside for a couple hours going "LA LA LAAAAAA....psspsspss" until the strays come out of the woods and hold me at clawpoint for their kibble protection racket.
September 28, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I prefer to engage in the Disney Princess method where I stand outside for a couple hours going "LA LA LAAAAAA....psspsspss" until the strays come out of the woods and hold me at clawpoint for their kibble protection racket.
boutta start robbing people for attention at clawpoint
March 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
boutta start robbing people for attention at clawpoint
“STEALING your treats, human! Make it SNAPPY!”
“ROBBING me at clawpoint, Kiki? OK. Licorice…yogurt…”
“Not YOUR treats—MY treats…Those BAGS on the counter!”
“Here! Now go AWAY!”
“I pulled off a brilliant HEIST, human! So GREAT!”
“Should’ve expected a STICKUP from a stuck-up cat like you, Kiki!”
“ROBBING me at clawpoint, Kiki? OK. Licorice…yogurt…”
“Not YOUR treats—MY treats…Those BAGS on the counter!”
“Here! Now go AWAY!”
“I pulled off a brilliant HEIST, human! So GREAT!”
“Should’ve expected a STICKUP from a stuck-up cat like you, Kiki!”
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“STEALING your treats, human! Make it SNAPPY!”
“ROBBING me at clawpoint, Kiki? OK. Licorice…yogurt…”
“Not YOUR treats—MY treats…Those BAGS on the counter!”
“Here! Now go AWAY!”
“I pulled off a brilliant HEIST, human! So GREAT!”
“Should’ve expected a STICKUP from a stuck-up cat like you, Kiki!”
“ROBBING me at clawpoint, Kiki? OK. Licorice…yogurt…”
“Not YOUR treats—MY treats…Those BAGS on the counter!”
“Here! Now go AWAY!”
“I pulled off a brilliant HEIST, human! So GREAT!”
“Should’ve expected a STICKUP from a stuck-up cat like you, Kiki!”
The sweet but also totally threatening way he holds my knee at clawpoint
February 22, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The sweet but also totally threatening way he holds my knee at clawpoint
Possie is here. Held me up at clawpoint. Said if I didn't produce some vittles soon, they'd have to bleed me.
September 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Possie is here. Held me up at clawpoint. Said if I didn't produce some vittles soon, they'd have to bleed me.
Winterbreak Bay, Lake of Mists ad Veils, Brevoy
https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Winterbreak_Bay
#WinterbreakBay #LakeOfMistsAndVeils #Brevoy #Winterbreak #AcubenIsle #ClawPoint
https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Winterbreak_Bay
#WinterbreakBay #LakeOfMistsAndVeils #Brevoy #Winterbreak #AcubenIsle #ClawPoint
November 29, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Winterbreak Bay, Lake of Mists ad Veils, Brevoy
https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Winterbreak_Bay
#WinterbreakBay #LakeOfMistsAndVeils #Brevoy #Winterbreak #AcubenIsle #ClawPoint
https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Winterbreak_Bay
#WinterbreakBay #LakeOfMistsAndVeils #Brevoy #Winterbreak #AcubenIsle #ClawPoint
I was held at clawpoint to post this
April 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I was held at clawpoint to post this
And now, I was not forced at clawpoint to post this at the direction of my four cats. Not at all. I made this statement of my own free will. Totally. Yes, no duress.
July 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And now, I was not forced at clawpoint to post this at the direction of my four cats. Not at all. I made this statement of my own free will. Totally. Yes, no duress.
I promise she isn't holding me at talon/clawpoint making me post this either. Her work is just really good!
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I promise she isn't holding me at talon/clawpoint making me post this either. Her work is just really good!
can your joints resist clawpoint?
can your eyes avoid being plucked free?
can your tongue resist teeth?
can your blood resist fear?
can your heart resist what it knows is Superior?
can your eyes avoid being plucked free?
can your tongue resist teeth?
can your blood resist fear?
can your heart resist what it knows is Superior?
March 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
can your joints resist clawpoint?
can your eyes avoid being plucked free?
can your tongue resist teeth?
can your blood resist fear?
can your heart resist what it knows is Superior?
can your eyes avoid being plucked free?
can your tongue resist teeth?
can your blood resist fear?
can your heart resist what it knows is Superior?
being forced at clawpoint to play blue prince and i'm a fan already since the main character approves of forcefem 😭😭😭😭😭
July 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
being forced at clawpoint to play blue prince and i'm a fan already since the main character approves of forcefem 😭😭😭😭😭
Me: My cat is too fat
Purina: Youre feeding it too much.
Me: well, thats what she demands, at clawpoint, because of whatever cat-crack you put in it.
Purina: Show some restraint.
Me: Just put less cat- crack in it, so my cat wont be so fat, dammit.
#internalDialog
Purina: Youre feeding it too much.
Me: well, thats what she demands, at clawpoint, because of whatever cat-crack you put in it.
Purina: Show some restraint.
Me: Just put less cat- crack in it, so my cat wont be so fat, dammit.
#internalDialog
a black cat sitting in front of a window with a green bottle in the background
ALT: a black cat sitting in front of a window with a green bottle in the background
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Me: My cat is too fat
Purina: Youre feeding it too much.
Me: well, thats what she demands, at clawpoint, because of whatever cat-crack you put in it.
Purina: Show some restraint.
Me: Just put less cat- crack in it, so my cat wont be so fat, dammit.
#internalDialog
Purina: Youre feeding it too much.
Me: well, thats what she demands, at clawpoint, because of whatever cat-crack you put in it.
Purina: Show some restraint.
Me: Just put less cat- crack in it, so my cat wont be so fat, dammit.
#internalDialog
Pixel does not like that I chose to play Mario Party instead of Endless Petting. I am being held at clawpoint.
February 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Pixel does not like that I chose to play Mario Party instead of Endless Petting. I am being held at clawpoint.
@Erica_Fluffball @Anraeve I was forced at clawpoint to buy it by Spock. He says it's this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00A4A7UOU/ https://t.co/9Di3baHy5y
December 1, 2024 at 10:55 AM
@Erica_Fluffball @Anraeve I was forced at clawpoint to buy it by Spock. He says it's this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00A4A7UOU/ https://t.co/9Di3baHy5y
Pixel does not like that I chose to play Mario Party instead of Endless Petting.
February 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pixel does not like that I chose to play Mario Party instead of Endless Petting.