#Clevelnd
Life: Could I perhaps interest you in happiness? If that's too much, maybe some hope?

Me: No thanks, I'm a Clevelnd Browns fan.

Life: Oof.
September 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
hearing kick start my heart at the Clevelnd browns stadium coming out of halftime and ruining the vibe at this bills backer bar by loudly yelling "hell yeah sounds like the Sabres just scored" far too many times
August 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
RT @Ted_Strickland: proud Clevelnd is hosting 2014 Gay Games. Boosts economy & shows OH welcomes all! http://is.gd/3No1P (via @chrisgeidner)
November 25, 2024 at 2:15 AM
March 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I was going trough the Clevelnd Press February 1930 archives the other day and almost fell off my chair when I saw this review from the book editor for Harry Stephen Keeler's The Amazing Web:

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February 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
German Clevelnd brown.
May 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
BREAKING: Evan Mobley is OUT for Game 2 at Rocket Arena. #Cavs #NBAPlayoffs #Game2 #DeAndreHunter #Clevelnd

Photo:John Kuntz, cleveland.com 
May 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I live near clevelNd years ago i was loading kids into the car seats on a hot summer morning and i said its gonna be a steamer today a real cleveland steamer and the kids chanted in unison CLEVELAND STEAMER CLEVELAND STEAMER
April 30, 2026 at 5:30 AM
BREAKING: Evan Mobley is OUT for Game 2 at Rocket Arena. #Cavs #NBAPlayoffs #Game2 #DeAndreHunter #Clevelnd

Photo:John Kuntz, cleveland.com 
May 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
🇺🇸 MESABI MINER, Cargo (306 x 32 m), under way using engine, destination: CLEVELND, course: 250.0 ° / speed: 8.8 kn#boatnerd #greatlakesshipping #detroitriver

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December 28, 2024 at 6:24 PM
🇺🇸 MARK W. BARKER, Unknown Type (195 x 24 m), under way using engine, destination: CLEVELND, course: 248.7 ° / speed: 10.8 kn#boatnerd #greatlakesshipping #detroitriver

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December 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
From Monty Python:
Ximinez:Right! How do you plead?
Clevelnd: Innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack [oh dear] give the rack a turn.

[Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders]

Biggles: I....
Ximinez: [gritting his teeth] I *know*, I know you can't.
July 7, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That was yesterday. Today, citing decreased demand, steel producer Cleveland-Cliffs, the company that was going to save US Steel, remember?, is indefinitely idling plants in Steelton & Conshohocken (PA) AND 1 in IL. 950 across those 3 facilities will be without work. apnews.com/article/clev...
May 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM