90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!”
Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
July 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!”
Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
Vic Pol recommending faraday cages to stop car keys being cloned
May 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Vic Pol recommending faraday cages to stop car keys being cloned
extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
July 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
extremely normal guy voice: I cloned myself so I can become my own blood boy.
I cloned myself 😅
February 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I cloned myself 😅
It's fine. They cloned Dolly years ago.
August 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
It's fine. They cloned Dolly years ago.
Was she cloned??? wtf.
Thanks mr Regretevator ( @/nicant )
Thanks mr Regretevator ( @/nicant )
February 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Was she cloned??? wtf.
Thanks mr Regretevator ( @/nicant )
Thanks mr Regretevator ( @/nicant )
They Cloned Tyrone was such a good ass movie.
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
They Cloned Tyrone was such a good ass movie.
Good morning, Bluesky. Today’s #GoodMorningNews— the National Zoo has announced the successful birth and raising to adulthood of two black-footed ferrets born from a cloned mother. This is the first time a clone from this endangered species has successfully become a mother
Endangered cloned ferret gives birth, in a first for conservation
Scientists say the births of two ferrets are the first time a cloned endangered species has reproduced in a conservation program.
www.cpr.org
November 8, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. Today’s #GoodMorningNews— the National Zoo has announced the successful birth and raising to adulthood of two black-footed ferrets born from a cloned mother. This is the first time a clone from this endangered species has successfully become a mother
INFLUENCOR, the new Cobra emperor cloned from the dna of the 12 greatest YouTubers.
September 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
INFLUENCOR, the new Cobra emperor cloned from the dna of the 12 greatest YouTubers.
Breaking: Well, we're finally here
Trump has jumped the shark and just posted that Biden was "executed" and "cloned" in 2020
The 25th Amendment would seem to be mandatory
Sunday shows: ask GOP guests if they think Biden was cloned and executed🤦🏼♂️
Trump has jumped the shark and just posted that Biden was "executed" and "cloned" in 2020
The 25th Amendment would seem to be mandatory
Sunday shows: ask GOP guests if they think Biden was cloned and executed🤦🏼♂️
June 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Breaking: Well, we're finally here
Trump has jumped the shark and just posted that Biden was "executed" and "cloned" in 2020
The 25th Amendment would seem to be mandatory
Sunday shows: ask GOP guests if they think Biden was cloned and executed🤦🏼♂️
Trump has jumped the shark and just posted that Biden was "executed" and "cloned" in 2020
The 25th Amendment would seem to be mandatory
Sunday shows: ask GOP guests if they think Biden was cloned and executed🤦🏼♂️
i believe the melania that’s at the inauguration is not the original melania. she’s been cloned and replaced
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i believe the melania that’s at the inauguration is not the original melania. she’s been cloned and replaced
gucci mane album covers before he got cloned >>>
October 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
gucci mane album covers before he got cloned >>>
I cloned this bunny now what
August 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I cloned this bunny now what
Apropos of nothing:
THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE A CLONED MAMMOTH.
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THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE A CLONED MAMMOTH.
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March 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Apropos of nothing:
THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE A CLONED MAMMOTH.
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THERE WILL NEVER EVER EVER BE A CLONED MAMMOTH.
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Political Profile: Tom Homan https://theonion.com/political-profile-tom-homan/
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Political Profile: Tom Homan https://theonion.com/political-profile-tom-homan/
Colossal Biosciences is misleadingly claiming they cloned critically endangered Red Wolves. They didn't. They cloned a Gulf Coast coyote - @joeyhinton22.bsky.social knows her as LA52F.
Learn about her ⬇️
Learn about her ⬇️
Meet the Gulf Coast Coyote Overlooked in the Colossal Headlines
On Wednesday, Scientific American published an article in which Colossal Biosciences continued its claim to have cloned red wolves and created new founder lines. This language is misleading, incorrect...
nywolf.org
April 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Colossal Biosciences is misleadingly claiming they cloned critically endangered Red Wolves. They didn't. They cloned a Gulf Coast coyote - @joeyhinton22.bsky.social knows her as LA52F.
Learn about her ⬇️
Learn about her ⬇️
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
They cloned my baby! 😍❤️
November 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They cloned my baby! 😍❤️
she cloned Donkey Kong
April 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
she cloned Donkey Kong
Number 109: a cloned Jimmy Fallon that always tells the truth and a cloned Jimmy Fallon that is forced to only tell lies
December 2, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Number 109: a cloned Jimmy Fallon that always tells the truth and a cloned Jimmy Fallon that is forced to only tell lies
Tfw you made a little oopsy and cloned Thor so the wife is mad at u but you’re a wife guy
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tfw you made a little oopsy and cloned Thor so the wife is mad at u but you’re a wife guy
He’s so good
He needs to be cloned
He needs to be cloned
April 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
He’s so good
He needs to be cloned
He needs to be cloned