they are so close to getting it
so close
so close
Hannity: The hatred of Trump is unprecedented. I've never seen anything like it.
November 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
they are so close to getting it
so close
so close
Breaking: Buc-ee's to close all Texas locations
This is interesting. A brand openly announcing it will only be available in Republican-led states.
Buc-ee’s CEO says ‘conservative’ states will get stores — and there are three requirements any location must meet - AOL
Texas-based Buc-ee’s now operates in at least a dozen states, which are primarily Republican-leaning or conservative
www.aol.com
November 4, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Breaking: Buc-ee's to close all Texas locations
Polls Close Early As Reward For Everyone’s Hard Work https://theonion.com/polls-close-early-as-reward-for-everyones-hard-work/
November 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Polls Close Early As Reward For Everyone’s Hard Work https://theonion.com/polls-close-early-as-reward-for-everyones-hard-work/
Insanely close.
November 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Insanely close.
did the milwaukee brewers close the hell portal the chicago cubs opened in 2016
November 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
did the milwaukee brewers close the hell portal the chicago cubs opened in 2016
BLEXAS AND IT AIN'T CLOSE BABY
November 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
BLEXAS AND IT AIN'T CLOSE BABY
Close in Michigan
Close in Texas
Close in Iowa
INCREDIBLY close in Alaska
Be still, my trembling heart
Close in Texas
Close in Iowa
INCREDIBLY close in Alaska
Be still, my trembling heart
November 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Close in Michigan
Close in Texas
Close in Iowa
INCREDIBLY close in Alaska
Be still, my trembling heart
Close in Texas
Close in Iowa
INCREDIBLY close in Alaska
Be still, my trembling heart
I want “too close to call” to become “too embarrassing to discuss.”
November 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I want “too close to call” to become “too embarrassing to discuss.”
blexas and it's not going to be that close
November 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
blexas and it's not going to be that close
Less than 7 hours until polls close.
Let’s GO!
Let’s GO!
November 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Less than 7 hours until polls close.
Let’s GO!
Let’s GO!
This was so fucking close
November 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This was so fucking close
Abolish ICE. Close the camps. It won’t be simple, but it has to be done.
November 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Abolish ICE. Close the camps. It won’t be simple, but it has to be done.
He’s so close to getting that his show has no relevance. So close.
Cenk Uygur complains that no progressive Senate candidate has gone on The Young Turks this election cycle, and he blames the consultants for it.
"Do you know that we've asked all the progressives running in the Senate to come on the show?"
"Do you know that we've asked all the progressives running in the Senate to come on the show?"
October 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
He’s so close to getting that his show has no relevance. So close.
why does the big Glenn close not eat the small Glenn close
November 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
why does the big Glenn close not eat the small Glenn close
Groucho Marx and Alice Cooper in 1974.
(Not only were they neighbours but also close friends)
(Not only were they neighbours but also close friends)
November 4, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Groucho Marx and Alice Cooper in 1974.
(Not only were they neighbours but also close friends)
(Not only were they neighbours but also close friends)
Fox News must be close to featuring some Swan Lake content
November 4, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Fox News must be close to featuring some Swan Lake content
Sad that it’s that close
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Sad that it’s that close
Reminder: If you’re in line, stay in line. You can still vote after polls close.
November 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Reminder: If you’re in line, stay in line. You can still vote after polls close.
Lol Boebert moved to a different district because the last race was too close
Want some gilding on the icing on the cherry on the sundae? No one even considered this a possibility.
November 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Lol Boebert moved to a different district because the last race was too close
close second in terms of a batshit result
November 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
close second in terms of a batshit result
TEXAS POLLS CLOSE LET'S LOCK IN
November 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
TEXAS POLLS CLOSE LET'S LOCK IN
So close...
November 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
So close...