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Won weird bingo before breakfast. Bluesky, never change. #WeirdWins #ZiGandLZ #ClubFedChronicles #KeepBlueskyWeird
August 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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This isn’t a summit—it’s a stalling tactic wrapped in a PR stunt. Putin’s playing for time, Trump’s playing for headlines, and Ukraine’s playing defense without a seat at the table.
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#GeopoliticalGaslighting
#ColdWarCosplay
#FakePeaceRealDamage
#NoWitnessesAllowed
August 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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“Deploying troops to fight imaginary crime while real predators get legal cover.”
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#ColdWarCosplay
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#NoWitnessesAllowed
August 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Satellite images show Israel preparing for a possible ground invasion of Gaza. Meanwhile, Trump and Netanyahu had a shouting match over whether starvation in Gaza is real.
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#ColdWarCosplay
#FakePeaceRealDamage
#NoWitnessesAllowed
August 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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“Welcome to Outbreak Nation™—where the only thing more contagious than disease is denial. Sponsored by Secretary Vaxnot, because science is just a suggestion.”
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August 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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“Club Fed Prize Wheel”

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August 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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“MAGA Miles Expiration Notice” #ClubFedChronicles #LoyaltyHasItsPrivileges #EliteRewards #BlindAllegianceBonus #InsiderTradingPerks #ProcessionaryPuppets #MAGAExpirationNotice #CorruptionIsCurrency #CongressionalCashback #SatireWithTeeth
August 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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"Follow the leader. Ignore the cliff. Earn double points for every betrayal."

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August 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM