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Your Bembridge to Needles Walk

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October 9, 2026 at 9:04 AM
‘Could work’
Tories not in power,
Would take years to install.

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The Tories plan on using revolutionary 'radar' to detect incoming threats and scramvle 'jet planes' to intercept them. Pls be prepared to hand over all your pension money and sacrifice every remaining public service for the next million years to pay for it. Rule Britannia 🇬🇧
Calling all fans of infographics.
October 6, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Give us our due, at least we went two up against Brighton in midweek #Arsenal #clutchingatstraws
September 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Did you know that you can buy Marillion in the 1980s as an Ebook?

For those of you who prefer to read from a screen, the Ebook version is available now from Amazon or wherever you buy your books!

#marillion #misplacedchildhood #clutchingatstraws #fishderekdick #80srock #ebook #musicbook #progrock
September 8, 2026 at 3:01 PM
For goodness sake "coded" is also a coded word lol

Your speaking to the Grandson of a Jew and Anti-Zionist

I don't like seeing one country seek out the apocalypse alongside its USA religious lunatic led accomplices.

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August 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
OK but hear me out, it could be because once she's in the Treasury she'll see the figures and realise how important immigration is for the economy.
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July 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Bludging a ciggie if you're trying to give up cannot be compared to sending uninvited, unsolicited and explicit sexual DM's to women online and attempting to take the moral high ground
#ClutchingAtStraws #LifeLesson
July 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Now he’s attempting to take the moral high ground by comparing botting a smoke when you’re trying to give up to sending unwanted, unsolicited sexual DM’s to a woman 🤷‍♀️ ClutchingAtStraws
July 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
The audacity of this man to promise me dubs when he can’t even manage a coherent sentence in 21 seconds is peak main character energy. 💀
#clutchingatstraws #no_skill_detected #gaminglife
June 30, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Há 39 anos chegava "Clutching at Straws"!!!

Qual a sua canção predileta deste conceitual 4° álbum de estúdio do Marillion, último do grupo a trazer Fish ao microfone?

#marillion #clutchingatstraws #progrock #neoprog #classicrock #rock #music #musica #confrariafloydstock
June 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is the story so far...Take it away ...
#marillion #slaintemhath
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June 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
On promenades where drunks propose to lonely
arcade mannequins
Where ceremonies pause at the jeweller's shop display
Feigning casual silence in strained romantic interludes
Till they commit themselves to the muted journey home
#marillion #warmwetcircles #clutchingatstraws
June 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Define ...The Happy Hour
The pilgrimage ...The Happy Hour

#marillion #hotelhobbies #clutchingatstraws
June 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Seems like only Monday that that the Wembley 'Allocate Best Seats' option had managed to allocate seats that were split up to me and my mates, and I was annoyed for not checking before buying. So that's not a problem now. Thanks #SaintsFC #ClutchingAtStraws
May 21, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Oh and Assist for Byram ???? #clutchingatstraws
May 17, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Did you know that you can buy Marillion in the 1980s as an Ebook?

For those of you who prefer to read from a screen, the Ebook version is available now from Amazon or wherever you buy your books!

#marillion #misplacedchildhood #clutchingatstraws #fishderekdick #80srock #ebook #musicbook #progrock
April 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
That's not a negative outcome...
Not sure it affects EU competitiveness as claimed by US #ClutchingAtStraws.
March 14, 2026 at 11:24 AM
March 7, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Weirdly, thanks to West Ham’s pub team defending yesterday in conceding 5 at Anfield, #NFFC are in a slightly better position than before ko today #ClutchingAtStraws
March 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I wonder how much the hire and fire for those on two year contracts compared to a blue London club who hired and fired with 5+ year contracts. We might have done more, but surely with a lower cost? 🫣😂 #ClutchingAtStraws #nffc
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Well,

Italy beat Scotland
Scotland beat England
Ireland beat Italy

So according to top-trump rules we get to beat England.

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February 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I mean the best you can say about this game week is the hammers have one less match to close the (scarily small but unchanged) gap.

#nffc #hopium #ClutchingAtStraws
February 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Matt Vickers MP.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
It’s definitely #clutchingatstraws to find an Oxford Utd link…
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM