#CoPs
Keystone cops
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe
August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops"
Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
April 27, 2026 at 3:31 AM
that’s why they say “all cops” and not “some cops”
The Minneapolis Police Department has declared tonight’s protest outside a downtown hotel an unlawful assembly, calling it a public nuisance, and ordered the crowd to disperse. bit.ly/3Yu1KW3
January 10, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Fuckin cops being cops
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imagine cops. This is just cops.
Imagine having the confidence of a white man with a bad haircut that thinks *believing* something is illegal makes it *actually* illegal
Signs you might be a far right authoritarian party (#2922):
September 22, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Cops already have a public trust issue. Cops should not be moonlighting as ICE agents.
No moonlighting for ICE
CA bill could bar police from working for the feds
laist.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Friendly May Day reminder that cops aren’t workers! FTP!
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No masks on cops. No masks on cops. No masks on cops. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
The Real Reason ICE Agents Wear Masks
Face-coverings may work less to protect federal agents from danger than to make it easier for them to do unconstitutional things.
www.theatlantic.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"More Furries, Less Cops!"
Seen in Pittsburgh
May 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Cops are petulant children.
This is really damning. NJ State Troopers, unhappy with a report on racial bias incidents, just stopped doing traffic enforcement, and seemingly weren’t on the roads (as evidenced by a vehicle from a fatal hit and run being abandoned for hours before anyone noticed).
For eight months, traffic enforcement citations on New Jersey’s highways plummeted by 81% compared with the year before. The unrivaled reduction is now the subject of a criminal investigation.
December 9, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Having shitty, corrupt, thuggish cops is expensive.

Not for the cops I mean. But for the taxpayers.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’ve sometimes seen folks argue that only a few police are bad, that most are good. But if ‘good’ cops won’t call out bad cops, then there are no good cops.
June 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously:

404media.co/cops-search-...
Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’
The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box.
404media.co
September 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Epic lecturing of LAPD for violating a court order. Most of LA cops are moonlighting as ICE slave catchers.
September 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Cops are cops are cops are cops are cops are cops are cops are cops are cops, etc.
One thing is for certain after this week: Local cops in sanctuary cities—Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Chicago, New York—are working in lock step with DHS and ICE.
June 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
don’t talk to cops, don’t give your phone to cops, don’t let cops in your house, basically minimize any interactions with cops that aren’t mandated by law
September 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
“Jews are overrepresented in the media.”

No, no, no, you’re thinking of cops. Cops are overrepresented in the media.
Half of US broadcast network dramas are about cops
Perhaps one reason why America’s national reckoning on police brutality took so long to arrive is because TV is conditioning its citizens to view cops as reliable heroes.
qz.com
March 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.
April 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Cops lie.
Columbia President with NEW details:

5 DHS agents entered a residency with no warrant.

They said they were police looking for a missing kid.
Security camera even captures them showing pictures of the "kid."

A campus officer asked for a warrant & their boss.

They ignored him & took the student.
February 27, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Why were the cop unions quiet when he pardoned the people who assaulted cops?
January 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
White cops.
March 18, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Cops are putting gibberish, jokes, or other nonsense into Flock’s “reason” box, highlighting the casualness and lack of care some cops have when searching an incredibly powerful surveillance system. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.

Read now: www.404media.co/cops-search-...
September 15, 2026 at 12:27 PM
ICE agents are too lazy to be soldiers, and too stupid to be cops.
March 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM