I require this to be satire, but its not.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go headbutt a coathook.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go headbutt a coathook.
November 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I require this to be satire, but its not.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go headbutt a coathook.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go headbutt a coathook.
Helluva start! Great work on the coathook buddy.
Pleasure having you in.
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
Pleasure having you in.
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
November 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Helluva start! Great work on the coathook buddy.
Pleasure having you in.
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
Pleasure having you in.
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
Oh, there was never any other option. My mom was a schoolteacher and a progressive firebrand who was constantly in trouble with the parents for trying to push reforms. My dad once hanged an employer on a coathook and threatened his life after learning he was a scammer.
I was BRED to rebel, folks.😁
I was BRED to rebel, folks.😁
Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Oh, there was never any other option. My mom was a schoolteacher and a progressive firebrand who was constantly in trouble with the parents for trying to push reforms. My dad once hanged an employer on a coathook and threatened his life after learning he was a scammer.
I was BRED to rebel, folks.😁
I was BRED to rebel, folks.😁
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November 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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A fun wee coathook the the one to one session this morning.
Thanks again buddy!
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
Thanks again buddy!
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
September 16, 2026 at 9:23 AM
A fun wee coathook the the one to one session this morning.
Thanks again buddy!
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
Thanks again buddy!
www.scottishblacksmith.co.uk
For details on classes and courses
hanging your waistband from a coathook in the main event hall so that your wedgie'd diaper is the first thing anybody sees going into opening ceremonies >:3
September 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
hanging your waistband from a coathook in the main event hall so that your wedgie'd diaper is the first thing anybody sees going into opening ceremonies >:3
demonstrating reason and language capabilities in coat hooks alters our understanding of self, even if we don't particularly like the alteration
September 7, 2026 at 11:06 PM
demonstrating reason and language capabilities in coat hooks alters our understanding of self, even if we don't particularly like the alteration
Watched Tenet yesterday. Reminded me of the coathook system speech in The Meaning of Life.
September 1, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Watched Tenet yesterday. Reminded me of the coathook system speech in The Meaning of Life.
My new favorite model of coathook: the “Shrugging Narwhal”
April 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
My new favorite model of coathook: the “Shrugging Narwhal”
Go headbutt a coathook
March 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Go headbutt a coathook
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
I am ELKÖÖP, a featureless black cube that randomly emits bell sounds supposedly for ambiance but the instruction manual was extremely vague on it
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut
I am LÖËJ, an expensive interactive jingling toy that your cat will half-heartedly poke at precisely once then never go near again.
I am LÖËJ, an expensive interactive jingling toy that your cat will half-heartedly poke at precisely once then never go near again.
November 29, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
November 29, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
I am Yäj. Which is a sustainably harvested birch plywood hook that hangs off the coathook that came with the apartment, but which you’re too short to use.
idly wondering how many of my horny kinkposts and porn commissions are direct subtweets or embellishments of things that kinda just happened in person versus flits of fantasy for the fun of it
still need to storyboard out the whole "coathook falling off the closet door" incident, thinking on it
still need to storyboard out the whole "coathook falling off the closet door" incident, thinking on it
August 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
idly wondering how many of my horny kinkposts and porn commissions are direct subtweets or embellishments of things that kinda just happened in person versus flits of fantasy for the fun of it
still need to storyboard out the whole "coathook falling off the closet door" incident, thinking on it
still need to storyboard out the whole "coathook falling off the closet door" incident, thinking on it
@kalijah-69.bsky.social That's it. Santa has hanged his hat, coat and boots. Gifts have changed hands. Now up for the New year celebrations! Enjoy your evening Jim. And have the loveliest dreams.☺️❤️
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
@kalijah-69.bsky.social That's it. Santa has hanged his hat, coat and boots. Gifts have changed hands. Now up for the New year celebrations! Enjoy your evening Jim. And have the loveliest dreams.☺️❤️
Paradolia? Paridolilia? Paredoila? That thing where you see faces in everyday objects. Or, like, “angry octopus wants to fight” on the bathroom coathook. How do you spell that?
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Paradolia? Paridolilia? Paredoila? That thing where you see faces in everyday objects. Or, like, “angry octopus wants to fight” on the bathroom coathook. How do you spell that?
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October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Got to watch "TENET". Some excellent performances and it's fairly entertaining if you've got a strong enough coathook to suspend your incredulity.
Mine needed to carry a LOT of weight.
Mostly, I guess it's missing a very important briefing regards going to the toilet whilst inverted.
Mine needed to carry a LOT of weight.
Mostly, I guess it's missing a very important briefing regards going to the toilet whilst inverted.
April 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Got to watch "TENET". Some excellent performances and it's fairly entertaining if you've got a strong enough coathook to suspend your incredulity.
Mine needed to carry a LOT of weight.
Mostly, I guess it's missing a very important briefing regards going to the toilet whilst inverted.
Mine needed to carry a LOT of weight.
Mostly, I guess it's missing a very important briefing regards going to the toilet whilst inverted.
My last day in the office with Sustrans, and I was allowed to abscond with a plant! Very smug about putting a train coathook to unconventional use
April 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My last day in the office with Sustrans, and I was allowed to abscond with a plant! Very smug about putting a train coathook to unconventional use
I had some things to get done today, but I made the mistake of putting up the new coathook first (elapsed work time: 45 secs) so now I feel fully justified spending the rest of the day sitting on the porch waving at mosquitos and staring into the middle distance.
May 27, 2023 at 6:24 PM
I had some things to get done today, but I made the mistake of putting up the new coathook first (elapsed work time: 45 secs) so now I feel fully justified spending the rest of the day sitting on the porch waving at mosquitos and staring into the middle distance.
Photo: I love a proper coathook http://tmblr.co/ZXvlxxhQBxFu
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Photo: I love a proper coathook http://tmblr.co/ZXvlxxhQBxFu
oh. yes. this happened.
in most of the loos there was a small shelf for me to sit on, but in this one there was not so SHE HUNG ME BY MY COLLAR ON THE COATHOOK.
in most of the loos there was a small shelf for me to sit on, but in this one there was not so SHE HUNG ME BY MY COLLAR ON THE COATHOOK.
August 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
oh. yes. this happened.
in most of the loos there was a small shelf for me to sit on, but in this one there was not so SHE HUNG ME BY MY COLLAR ON THE COATHOOK.
in most of the loos there was a small shelf for me to sit on, but in this one there was not so SHE HUNG ME BY MY COLLAR ON THE COATHOOK.
Man, ain't that just always the thing though. You get a nice new shiny coathook, then someone decides to put it in their butt.
October 29, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Man, ain't that just always the thing though. You get a nice new shiny coathook, then someone decides to put it in their butt.