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Don't test the Mutt.

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May 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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"That's what Valkyries do, numbnuts! They send the wounded on the battlefield to Valhalla."

A homage to one of my favorite bits from Skybound G.I. Joe by Tom Riley & Joshua Williamson!

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May 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Backed in.

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Logan crouched on a pile of rocks as the Troopers started clicking off their safeties. "Last chance, Mutie!" The Officer shouted. "Surrender now and maybe you get to see your friends one last time!" He snarled and popped his claws as he took in the man's obvious lie. "Think I'll pass, bub!" he replied before pouncing into action.
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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A New Kid in the Class.

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The Commander stood in front of their squadron with someone new, wearing an outfit that seemed to be a mash up of the standard trooper uniform and his own costume. He stroke a power pose and began to speak in his usual high pitched tone. "Listen up my sumptuous snakelets, what stands before you now is not only the glorious visage of your commander but the next step in the fight for your rights as sovereign citizens of Cobra, the Cobra Viper! An elite special forces unit with triple the training of any one of you, capable of taking down a projected 30 enemy combatants all on their own! From this point on, one Viper will be implanted in every squad of Cobra Troopers because we in the leadership core believe it will lead to a sixty five percent increase in mission success. This gentlemen here will be joining your squadron, his name is... uh, er... It's..." He began to trail off in a manner that made everyone in the room feel a little awkward and unsure of how to proceed, only to be saved by the very trooper he was introducing. "Dave sir, David Montgomery Lotterin." he filled in. The Commander came back to attention like a suddenly fixed animatronic and continued "Yes, David! Very good! Have fun mingling with your new squad mates everyone, I'm off to go give this speech a few dozen more times..." He trailed off before turning and strolling out of the room, leaving the others starring at each other for a few moments before Dave the Viper piped up with "So uhhh, anyone wanna see a funny video of one of the other Viper trainees tripping over their own rifle straps?" and his new squad mates all excitedly gave an affirmative as they gathered around him.
October 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM