#CocaineFish
Well it probably hasn't slowed because they're sinking fishing boats. Fish aren't known to have a lot of cocaine. If they were, you can bet my favorite food would go from purple sea urchins to cocainefish REALLY quickly.
July 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Guy walking into Legal Seafood: "Hey can you serve me some cocainefish"

Headwaiter, pointing at name of restaurant: "Get the fuck out"
November 11, 2023 at 11:32 PM
The best part of waking up is the cocainefish in your cup!
I read this as "fishing 10000 pounds of cocaine OUT OF THE OCEAN" and I was thinking that hundreds of Red Lobster diners are gonna get fillets with a side of NO SLEEP FOR 5 DAYS.
April 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM