#CockWaffle
HAPPY 19TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
June 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
im ambivalent to you cockwaffle
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Holy shit the cockwaffle from ah luv u cockwaffle are real
March 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Cockwaffle - full of... gllk?!... syrup?...

approximately 200 calories each

(happy 19th anniversary, cockwaffle - model and render by @blights262, who doesn't seem to have a bsky and has been inactive for a while online)
June 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
damnit!! cockwaffle day was yesterday :sob: !!!
June 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love you Cockwaffle... 😢
HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Happy cockwaffle day!
June 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Belated happy 19th anniversary of cockwaffle sketch I needed to do.
June 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
HAPPY 19TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!! Ah luv u~
HAPPY 17TH ANNIVERSARY OF COCKWAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Ah luv u cockwaffle!
January 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
charlie kirk was out here getting got by a cockwaffle hollow point
Press conference announces that the shooter's bullets said:

Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"

Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sorry, we're too scared of being arrested for making fun of your orange cockwaffle
April 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
reports coming in now that unfired bullet casings had the following mysterious phrases written on them:

- "mnmmmnmm"
- "syrup?"
- "gllk?!"
- "ah luv u cockwaffle~"
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The words “Lardass”, “Shitgibbon”, “Cockwaffle”, “Mango Mussolini”, “Anti-Christ”, and “Rapist” may still be used, for now.
February 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Cockwaffle
October 8, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Omg the cockwaffle, memory unlocked
kihu.club Kihu @kihu.club · Feb 7
Trying to think of like *dark ages of furry* frequently shared images as a litmus test to see how old people are (or how deep you were when you were way too young).

Pls respond in thread with further examples, thank you.

I might make a furry history quiz or something for funsies
February 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
furry art can be described as Before and After Cockwaffle and i'm not really joking
June 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We furries all know and luv the cockwaffle, but are we ready for the pussywaffle?
OK I know Temu is evil but no other retailer is out there advertising the Sexy WAFFLE iron to me and that's sad!
October 22, 2024 at 6:39 AM
April 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In honor of cockwaffle 19 yrs
June 8, 2026 at 4:49 PM
i luv u

cockwaffle
July 18, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Bari Weis can take her MAGA curious bitchuation &go back under the subterranean cockwaffle rock she crawled out from. RIP 60 Minutes, it was a good run.
December 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM