#Cockblocking
BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU'RE COCKBLOCKING!

Who invited him?!?!
October 9, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I still love the humour in this pin.

If Alastor isn’t mocking Lucifer
Bullying Vox or anything Vaggi than he is most certainly cockblocking Baxter

Cause that is his precious ‘daughter’ you are trying to court good sir
October 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
stop cockblocking me
October 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
uni been cockblocking my gooner behaviour fr mb
October 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Also shoutout to the literal cockblocking fish 😘 (jealous it gets to be so close to that hefty package)
October 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Overheard in Lot K: do you know what cockblocking is?
October 10, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Is that considered cockblocking
October 10, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i literally cannot elaborate about what i meant by "cockblocking" here because not only is it embarrassing as fuck this is my safe for work account
October 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
you think if i started crying out of desperation the universe would stop cockblocking me? give a moment of reprieve? laugh as i cum hard on cock like a fucking horny loser
October 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Cool cool cool cool, love this.
Work is cockblocking me AGAIN. Once again I'm going to miss TNFC because of work. I'm gonna miss the next one because I'll be in Vegas because of work.
FUCK!
I NEED DICK!
October 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Eugh... Exhausted all my resources and didn't get him. Bloody Alend kept cockblocking me THRICE.
October 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Why is everyone cockblocking Julian!? Haha
October 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I told him. I can’t do that too. You got put in the work. With no racist cockblocking cuz I’m his kid. He is.

🔽❤️
October 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Spoiler Alert for Masters of Sex last week:
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Cockblocking Baby strikes again, but Holy Mother Virgin(ia) wins
October 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Oh, the tie tangle and pull was excellent and rather classy/sexy. But with Sunwoo being so dense and cockblocking himself, it wasn’t enough. I liked the escalation factor, and the utter confidence/smirkiness with which team leader Kang just put his hand there and gave it a good grope. #TwistedTie
October 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I have SO MANY thoughts on this, and what all went into it but bsky's character limits are cockblocking me, but I'm more than happy to run my mouth about this is prompted lmao.
October 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Koji cockblocking!
October 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“When I’m at a party, and I see a guy with a really deep voice, I don’t let Emma go anywhere near him. I get turned on when he talks like that.”
Jesse Watters explaining how he prevents his wife from cockblocking him.
October 8, 2026 at 6:54 PM
FUCK YOU ANNOUNCER COCKBLOCKING THEM UNFAIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
October 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Baby boy, you are not in a long-distance relationship. Vann explicitly told you that y'all are not together. You also no longer have a poltergeist cockblocking you so go out there and slut it up, Rakkhun. Now is the time. #TheCrowClubEP4 #TheCrowClub
Insecure Molly Carter: That's The Hoe Spirit
ALT: Insecure Molly Carter: That's The Hoe Spirit
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October 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I don't even understand haters & cock blockers...

...you ain't doing nothing but cockblocking and hating & you in a damn whole relationship.

May you have the life you f'n deserve!

Liars & cheats are ugly on the outside bc of whats inside, lil ugly ass!

😕
October 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I'm still boycotting Infold's and Papergames's gacha games with my wallet, but I used my ten free pulls as I was trying to pull for Sylus. I had some f2p diamonds, so I pulled thirty times in total and all I have to show for it is this stupid fucking twink that's cockblocking me from pulling Sylus.
October 5, 2026 at 9:22 AM
At this point Bluesky is straight up cockblocking me.
October 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
It's hot again I hate it here

Universe is cockblocking me from my style

I want blood, I'm weirdly craving the taste of blood

Oh oh also I want vampire fangs cuz chomp bite suck suck suck your lifeblood and energy away so you're easier to hypnotize !!!
October 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
between punk hazard and dressrosa, zosan and lulaw keep accidentally cockblocking each other. whenever one couple goes to the crow's nest or aquarium room to fuck, the other is already there or come right after...

eventually they give up and have a foursome 😃👍🏻
October 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM