Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
We made it. *collapses*
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
We made it. *collapses*
Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
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May 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk Pushes Child Aside On Way To Escape Pods As Starbase Collapses
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birth rate collapses to 0 new births yearly
July 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
birth rate collapses to 0 new births yearly
Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
June 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Marathon Runner Collapses A Little Too Early To Be Compassionately Helped Across Finish Line theonion.com/maratho...
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Feels like Trump is pretty much unconditionally surrendering as support collapses
January 26, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Feels like Trump is pretty much unconditionally surrendering as support collapses
Trump’s house of cards collapses! 🤡🃏
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Trump’s house of cards collapses! 🤡🃏
The dream collapses
August 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
The dream collapses
Don't let the last words said by Americans before our country completely collapses be "We were just following orders."
April 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Don't let the last words said by Americans before our country completely collapses be "We were just following orders."
Not listening to Black women is going to be the reason America collapses.
That is all.
That is all.
August 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Not listening to Black women is going to be the reason America collapses.
That is all.
That is all.
Medical emergency in the White House as someone collapses
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Medical emergency in the White House as someone collapses
Trump springs into action as a man collapses in the Oval Office.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Trump springs into action as a man collapses in the Oval Office.
Thank god Trump backed Russia and Putin, everything Trump backs goes bankrupt and collapses.
August 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Thank god Trump backed Russia and Putin, everything Trump backs goes bankrupt and collapses.
There will be no celebration in history larger than when the War Criminal State of Israel collapses.
September 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
There will be no celebration in history larger than when the War Criminal State of Israel collapses.
It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.
Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
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March 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
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As the world collapses, I water my garden.
May 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As the world collapses, I water my garden.
hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses
society collapses gradually and then all at once
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
society collapses gradually and then all at once
You love to see it!
Moms for Liberty Completely Collapses in Former Strongholds
Moms for Liberty appears to be slowly imploding.
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February 9, 2024 at 11:25 PM
You love to see it!
putin: We should pressure Ukraine until it collapses!
Ukraine: We should stay strong until terrorussia collapses!
Trump: …(collapses)
Ukraine: We should stay strong until terrorussia collapses!
Trump: …(collapses)
April 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
putin: We should pressure Ukraine until it collapses!
Ukraine: We should stay strong until terrorussia collapses!
Trump: …(collapses)
Ukraine: We should stay strong until terrorussia collapses!
Trump: …(collapses)
What a sociopath does when another human being collapses in the room and so rudely interrupts his gloating:
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
What a sociopath does when another human being collapses in the room and so rudely interrupts his gloating:
When do you think the housing market collapses?
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When do you think the housing market collapses?