"your emotional colostomy bag"
Or you could stop following me, or block me, and stop using Bluesky as your emotional colostomy bag
January 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"your emotional colostomy bag"
answer: colostomy bags
February 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
answer: colostomy bags
Donald Trump is America's colostomy bag.
April 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Donald Trump is America's colostomy bag.
They're making him change Trump's colostomy bag
January 23, 2026 at 6:50 PM
They're making him change Trump's colostomy bag
This UFC event is the colostomy bag on the decaying hulk of the Trump presidency.
June 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This UFC event is the colostomy bag on the decaying hulk of the Trump presidency.
This is exactly why all these dudes should have three names like Reginald Phipps Colostomy IV or whatever he’s called
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
This is exactly why all these dudes should have three names like Reginald Phipps Colostomy IV or whatever he’s called
March 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Sshh..
The colostomy bag stays,lover
The colostomy bag stays,lover
January 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sshh..
The colostomy bag stays,lover
The colostomy bag stays,lover
Please, I have all these Let’s Go Brandon colostomy bags I need to move
April 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Please, I have all these Let’s Go Brandon colostomy bags I need to move
So essentially a colostomy bag, right?
August 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
So essentially a colostomy bag, right?
At least the Orange colostomy bag doesn’t get to make a speech
July 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
At least the Orange colostomy bag doesn’t get to make a speech
You've heard of "Conjunction Junction"?
I give you "Apostrophe Colostomy."
I give you "Apostrophe Colostomy."
January 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
You've heard of "Conjunction Junction"?
I give you "Apostrophe Colostomy."
I give you "Apostrophe Colostomy."
That's one way to hide a colostomy bag.
June 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That's one way to hide a colostomy bag.
Smells like tyranny and a colostomy bag
July 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Smells like tyranny and a colostomy bag
That's not fair.
A colostomy bag actually has some functional purpose for a human being.
A colostomy bag is too good to describe Stephens. He's more the contents within the colostomy bag.
A colostomy bag actually has some functional purpose for a human being.
A colostomy bag is too good to describe Stephens. He's more the contents within the colostomy bag.
July 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That's not fair.
A colostomy bag actually has some functional purpose for a human being.
A colostomy bag is too good to describe Stephens. He's more the contents within the colostomy bag.
A colostomy bag actually has some functional purpose for a human being.
A colostomy bag is too good to describe Stephens. He's more the contents within the colostomy bag.
wouldn’t catdog need like a colostomy bag or
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
wouldn’t catdog need like a colostomy bag or
Your daily reminder that Scott Jennings is the equivalent of a burst colostomy bag.
March 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Your daily reminder that Scott Jennings is the equivalent of a burst colostomy bag.
Trump cologne smells like tear gas and a full colostomy bag.
July 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Trump cologne smells like tear gas and a full colostomy bag.
Or you could stop following me, or block me, and stop using Bluesky as your emotional colostomy bag
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Or you could stop following me, or block me, and stop using Bluesky as your emotional colostomy bag
I may have found the perfect colostomy bag for me ...
March 2, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I may have found the perfect colostomy bag for me ...
Scott Jennings is the equivalent of a burst colostomy bag.
February 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Scott Jennings is the equivalent of a burst colostomy bag.