Absolutely comatose.
July 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Absolutely comatose.
Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead
June 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Texas Doctor Tapes Pregnancy Pamphlet To Comatose Woman’s Forehead
Trump sounds nearly comatose as he tries to attack CNN
June 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Trump sounds nearly comatose as he tries to attack CNN
"Sleepy Joe????" ... comatose tyrant
April 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
"Sleepy Joe????" ... comatose tyrant
The 25th Amendment process isn't for "crazy." It's for "comatose." And it's not easier than impeachment. It's harder.
April 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
The 25th Amendment process isn't for "crazy." It's for "comatose." And it's not easier than impeachment. It's harder.
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real
does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
Disable gambling ads:
September 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real
does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
Mitch is rumored to be comatose. This places him several intellectual rungs above Trump.
July 7, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Mitch is rumored to be comatose. This places him several intellectual rungs above Trump.
September 19, 2026 at 5:03 PM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
POX AMERICANA
We've got Roadkill Robert, Santa Monica Goebbels, Infect-'em-All Bhattacharya, Jayme MAHA Mom, and a semi-comatose autocrat setting U.S. vaccination policy.
We've got Roadkill Robert, Santa Monica Goebbels, Infect-'em-All Bhattacharya, Jayme MAHA Mom, and a semi-comatose autocrat setting U.S. vaccination policy.
August 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
POX AMERICANA
We've got Roadkill Robert, Santa Monica Goebbels, Infect-'em-All Bhattacharya, Jayme MAHA Mom, and a semi-comatose autocrat setting U.S. vaccination policy.
We've got Roadkill Robert, Santa Monica Goebbels, Infect-'em-All Bhattacharya, Jayme MAHA Mom, and a semi-comatose autocrat setting U.S. vaccination policy.
It's hard to reanimate the comatose.
September 21, 2026 at 10:53 PM
It's hard to reanimate the comatose.
so like, is mitch mcconnell dead or comatose or what
July 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
so like, is mitch mcconnell dead or comatose or what
South Carolina mom denies son measles vaccine, he's now paralyzed and comatose, she insists 'there will be a miracle'
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South Carolina mom denies son measles vaccine, he's now paralyzed and comatose, she insists 'there will be a miracle'
There was a miracle! You denied him it!
wegotthiscovered.com
February 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
South Carolina mom denies son measles vaccine, he's now paralyzed and comatose, she insists 'there will be a miracle'
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Comatose on colossal coils.
September 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Comatose on colossal coils.
Id take Biden completely comatose over what we have now.
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Id take Biden completely comatose over what we have now.
the scions post-mount gulg taking wol's unconscious light induced comatose body back to the crystarium
March 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
the scions post-mount gulg taking wol's unconscious light induced comatose body back to the crystarium
kobold weed could render an adult human comatose for six weeks
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
kobold weed could render an adult human comatose for six weeks
Dylan has been locked up/comatose for nearly 25 years. he doesn’t know about gamer gate.
September 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Dylan has been locked up/comatose for nearly 25 years. he doesn’t know about gamer gate.
He is totally comatose.
September 23, 2026 at 2:14 PM
He is totally comatose.
Donald Trump’s “comatose Ariel Sharon” arc awaits us
as funny as it is to imagine a scenario where Trump just randomly keels over and dies because he is an unhealthy senile 80 year old, it's important to keep in mind that the scenario where he has a stroke or heart attack and is merely severely incapicitated but remains alive is MUCH FUNNIER
January 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donald Trump’s “comatose Ariel Sharon” arc awaits us
October 27, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Hoover: so there's this woman who gets hired to take care of a comatose writer
Hoover: but she falls in love with the comatose writer's husband
Hoover: so together, they murder the comatose writer
Hoover: but it's okay, she was probably evil
Hoover: but she falls in love with the comatose writer's husband
Hoover: so together, they murder the comatose writer
Hoover: but it's okay, she was probably evil
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hoover: so there's this woman who gets hired to take care of a comatose writer
Hoover: but she falls in love with the comatose writer's husband
Hoover: so together, they murder the comatose writer
Hoover: but it's okay, she was probably evil
Hoover: but she falls in love with the comatose writer's husband
Hoover: so together, they murder the comatose writer
Hoover: but it's okay, she was probably evil