Gobbles commits a horrible atrocity
May 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Gobbles commits a horrible atrocity
Updated title: Franklin commits war crimes.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Updated title: Franklin commits war crimes.
Haru commits vehicular manslaughter.
September 25, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Haru commits vehicular manslaughter.
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Russia commits war crimes every single day
It was a massive attack involving dozens of ballistic missiles.
Russia killed nine people and injured 28 more, including four children, in Kyiv overnight.
Civilian infrastructure was heavily damaged across multiple districts of the city.
Russia killed nine people and injured 28 more, including four children, in Kyiv overnight.
Civilian infrastructure was heavily damaged across multiple districts of the city.
August 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Russia commits war crimes every single day
Ssecretary Hegseth commits war crimes and his staff commits font fascism
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ssecretary Hegseth commits war crimes and his staff commits font fascism
they call me 007
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February 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
they call me 007
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If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
January 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.
>changes name to Katie
>immediately commits bisexual erasure
>immediately commits bisexual erasure
September 28, 2026 at 2:23 PM
>changes name to Katie
>immediately commits bisexual erasure
>immediately commits bisexual erasure
I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)
February 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I can't believe I'm being PERSECUTED for who I am (a person who commits crimes)
Today is “liberation day” when Trump commits economic malpractice
April 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Today is “liberation day” when Trump commits economic malpractice
Stoat has removed all their LLM commits.
February 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Stoat has removed all their LLM commits.
Pretty risky letting violent felons out of prison. First crime any commits is on Trump.
January 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Pretty risky letting violent felons out of prison. First crime any commits is on Trump.
trump commits an outrage, gets away with it, commits another outrage ...
if trump gets away with his attack on Venezuela, he will attack again and again
if trump gets away with his attack on Venezuela, he will attack again and again
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
trump commits an outrage, gets away with it, commits another outrage ...
if trump gets away with his attack on Venezuela, he will attack again and again
if trump gets away with his attack on Venezuela, he will attack again and again
He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
He commits crimes against humanity to stop “drug traffickers” while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
He attacks veterans while committing treason.
Make it stop.
Joe Biden: No president is immune from crimes that he or she commits while in office
January 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Joe Biden: No president is immune from crimes that he or she commits while in office
(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??
December 9, 2024 at 10:52 PM
(someone commits political violence) Revolution!! Viva la... (reading the first page of the manifesto) ...Foreskin Restoration??
Yes only artificial intelligence commits crimes. Super intelligence knows better.
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime?
TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
September 29, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Yes only artificial intelligence commits crimes. Super intelligence knows better.
Who thinks Trump commits treason every single day?
July 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Who thinks Trump commits treason every single day?
If we are to deprive political violence of its power, we must reject anyone who commits or promotes it - and also reject any move to exploit it.
September 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If we are to deprive political violence of its power, we must reject anyone who commits or promotes it - and also reject any move to exploit it.
The president of the United States of America commits treason every single second of every single day.
May 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The president of the United States of America commits treason every single second of every single day.
(CM) Banette possesses substitute doll, commits self-stuffing voodoo shenanigans.
July 28, 2026 at 9:56 PM
(CM) Banette possesses substitute doll, commits self-stuffing voodoo shenanigans.
• Arab American commits a crime:
They demand surveillance, registries, and loyalty oaths.
• Native American commits a crime:
They talk about “lawless reservations.”
• Refugee commits a crime:
They claim all refugees are a threat to America.
3/5
They demand surveillance, registries, and loyalty oaths.
• Native American commits a crime:
They talk about “lawless reservations.”
• Refugee commits a crime:
They claim all refugees are a threat to America.
3/5
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
• Arab American commits a crime:
They demand surveillance, registries, and loyalty oaths.
• Native American commits a crime:
They talk about “lawless reservations.”
• Refugee commits a crime:
They claim all refugees are a threat to America.
3/5
They demand surveillance, registries, and loyalty oaths.
• Native American commits a crime:
They talk about “lawless reservations.”
• Refugee commits a crime:
They claim all refugees are a threat to America.
3/5