Someone does not understand how global commodities markets work.
Trump: "The amazing thing is we don't need the Hormuz Strait. We don't need it. We don't need it at all. We have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this."
March 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Someone does not understand how global commodities markets work.
This isn’t funny. Commodities traders only do this when they’re in extreme distress
JPMorgan’s commodities team:
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
This isn’t funny. Commodities traders only do this when they’re in extreme distress
RETIRED COMMODITIES BROKER???
May 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
RETIRED COMMODITIES BROKER???
😂 congrats to JPMorgan's commodities team for being merely six months behind the typical Bluesky poster
JPMorgan’s commodities team:
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
September 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
😂 congrats to JPMorgan's commodities team for being merely six months behind the typical Bluesky poster
LOL. Israelis saying don't pay attention to Trump's tweets, he's just manipulating the commodities and stock markets for personal profit. And that's exactly what's going on.
March 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
LOL. Israelis saying don't pay attention to Trump's tweets, he's just manipulating the commodities and stock markets for personal profit. And that's exactly what's going on.
This is so sick. Treat workers like commodities that you can underpay and work into the ground so millionaire CEOs can make even more money.
Dr Oz: "If we could just get the average American to feel so healthy, so with it, so vibrant that they want to work just one extra year, that's worth $1 trillion to our GDP every year"
August 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This is so sick. Treat workers like commodities that you can underpay and work into the ground so millionaire CEOs can make even more money.
lmao this is one of those fun little domino commodities that doesn't seem like a crucial lynchpin of the global economy but definitely is
CHINA WILL STOP SULFURIC ACID EXPORTS STARTING IN MAY.
April 10, 2026 at 6:22 PM
lmao this is one of those fun little domino commodities that doesn't seem like a crucial lynchpin of the global economy but definitely is
JPMorgan’s commodities team:
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
JPMorgan’s commodities team:
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
“For the first time since the start of the Iran conflict, we don’t have a baseline view. We simply don’t know how to model the endgame.”
average commodities trader
September 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
average commodities trader
Shorter version: 'Human beings are commodities and I'm fighting to keep it that way.'
July 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Shorter version: 'Human beings are commodities and I'm fighting to keep it that way.'
I’m sorry a RETIRED COMMODITIES BROKER????
May 16, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I’m sorry a RETIRED COMMODITIES BROKER????
[staring at commodities graph I don’t understand] Christ. Bloody hell.
May 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
[staring at commodities graph I don’t understand] Christ. Bloody hell.
reinforcing my view i couldve been a commodities analyst
September 17, 2026 at 12:38 PM
reinforcing my view i couldve been a commodities analyst
::laughs in commodities::
Posting for the amusement value of seeing luxury-space-communist heads asplode, which of course is no endorsement of Apartheid Clyde and his inability to understand any of the stuff he allegedly reads.
April 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
::laughs in commodities::
And therein lies the disconnect. Is news a “product” to be sold for profit like other commodities?
May 20, 2026 at 12:51 PM
And therein lies the disconnect. Is news a “product” to be sold for profit like other commodities?
Produzir comida, não commodities 🙌
🗳️ Eleições 2026: A produção conjunta de arroz, feijão e mandioca voltou a crescer durante o atual mandato de Lula (PT). É a primeira vez em pelo menos 20 anos que um presidente vê o cultivo desses três alimentos crescerem – e não caírem – durante sua gestão. 🧵
April 28, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Produzir comida, não commodities 🙌
Permanent Opium War (2025)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
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"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
October 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Permanent Opium War (2025)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
"The spectacle is a permanent opium war which aims to make people identify goods with commodities and satisfaction with survival..." -Debord
www.artdecademonthly.com
(Quality version here: www.furaffinity.net/view/62499602/)
I only care about theft of human beings, not food or commodities.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
November 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I only care about theft of human beings, not food or commodities.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
“Rep. Haley Steven has just introduced the No Getting Rich in Congress Act and it is absolutely brutal.
The bill would ban the President, Vice President, and members of Congress along with their families from buying stocks, cryptocurrency, commodities & futures.”
The bill would ban the President, Vice President, and members of Congress along with their families from buying stocks, cryptocurrency, commodities & futures.”
March 16, 2026 at 2:28 AM
“Rep. Haley Steven has just introduced the No Getting Rich in Congress Act and it is absolutely brutal.
The bill would ban the President, Vice President, and members of Congress along with their families from buying stocks, cryptocurrency, commodities & futures.”
The bill would ban the President, Vice President, and members of Congress along with their families from buying stocks, cryptocurrency, commodities & futures.”
puxa vida vai ficar mais caro exportar commodities pros eua
puxa vida talvez vamos ter que vender internamente
puxa vida talvez o preço abaixe que horror
puxa vida talvez vamos ter que vender internamente
puxa vida talvez o preço abaixe que horror
April 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
puxa vida vai ficar mais caro exportar commodities pros eua
puxa vida talvez vamos ter que vender internamente
puxa vida talvez o preço abaixe que horror
puxa vida talvez vamos ter que vender internamente
puxa vida talvez o preço abaixe que horror
commodities traders turn bearish on reports that mommy has left our field of view and therefore no longer exists
Oil jumps after fresh U.S. strikes in Iran revive Strait of Hormuz disruption fears
Oil jumps after fresh U.S. strikes in Iran revive Strait of Hormuz disruption fears
Oil prices rose on Thursday after fresh U.S. strikes in Iran renewed concerns over disruptions to commercial shipping through the Strait of Hormuz.
cnb.cx
May 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
commodities traders turn bearish on reports that mommy has left our field of view and therefore no longer exists
I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.
IRANIAN EXPLOSIVE-LADEN BOATS HIT TWO FUEL TANKERS IN IRAQI WATERS, INITIAL INVESTIGATION FROM IRAQI SECURITY OFFICIALS SHOWS
March 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I'm not a commodities guy but I don't know how many more events like this the markets will be willing to overlook because Trump occasionally shouts, "nearly done!" at a reporter from his golf cart.
um show com aroma de boom de commodities
meu deus eu tô sendo transportada para os anos 2000 com esse show e não quero sair de lá, tempos mais simples
September 23, 2024 at 2:41 AM
um show com aroma de boom de commodities
When I teach my seminar on coups we keep a running tab on how many regime changes were motivated at least in part by desire for oil or other valuable commodities...
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
When I teach my seminar on coups we keep a running tab on how many regime changes were motivated at least in part by desire for oil or other valuable commodities...
Retired. Commodities. Broker.
May 16, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Retired. Commodities. Broker.