Are they going to ask your comotose body if you consent to the charges
December 4, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Are they going to ask your comotose body if you consent to the charges
If Biden was sleepy joe
TRUMP must be comotose
TRUMP must be comotose
While Donald is talking about giving permission to Iran to destroy American cities who didn't vote for him, I remember when Biden was asked why the lion's share of the infrastructure money was going to red states, and he replied with "because they need it the most".
October 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If Biden was sleepy joe
TRUMP must be comotose
TRUMP must be comotose
His best friend was kidnapped and hooked up to a comotose violinist for nine months by a conspiracy of classical music lovers. Dude can't catch a break.
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
His best friend was kidnapped and hooked up to a comotose violinist for nine months by a conspiracy of classical music lovers. Dude can't catch a break.
One of our Random Tax Return checks came in and so The Spouse went and got a baggie of Comotose.
So neither I nor the cat are hurting atm.
Nerve Blocks tomorrow. I MUST tell Dr Brusque we need to do my knees again. The Professional Face goes on, and im in people pleaser mode, and asking gets hard.
So neither I nor the cat are hurting atm.
Nerve Blocks tomorrow. I MUST tell Dr Brusque we need to do my knees again. The Professional Face goes on, and im in people pleaser mode, and asking gets hard.
March 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
One of our Random Tax Return checks came in and so The Spouse went and got a baggie of Comotose.
So neither I nor the cat are hurting atm.
Nerve Blocks tomorrow. I MUST tell Dr Brusque we need to do my knees again. The Professional Face goes on, and im in people pleaser mode, and asking gets hard.
So neither I nor the cat are hurting atm.
Nerve Blocks tomorrow. I MUST tell Dr Brusque we need to do my knees again. The Professional Face goes on, and im in people pleaser mode, and asking gets hard.
I WISH they were comotose, instead the entire Democratic Senate voted to confirm Marco Rubio.
June 24, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I WISH they were comotose, instead the entire Democratic Senate voted to confirm Marco Rubio.
I wonder how often it happens that aliens are exploring other planets, and they find a hellscape of where most people have died, and the rest are the super rich where machines have made them immortal, and they are comotose, pressing the "more dopamine" button over and over again.
It’s patently false, but notice that “humans won’t be needed” to these people is identified as the desired future rather than the deeply dystopian vision that it actually is.
Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won't be needed ‘for most things'
Over the next decade, advances in artificial intelligence will mean that humans will no longer be needed "for most things" in the world, says Bill Gates.
www.nbcchicago.com
March 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wonder how often it happens that aliens are exploring other planets, and they find a hellscape of where most people have died, and the rest are the super rich where machines have made them immortal, and they are comotose, pressing the "more dopamine" button over and over again.
I have found out they can really go into some deep slumber, almost comotose.😻😼.
I squeeze this guy's paws and get no reaction 😁
I squeeze this guy's paws and get no reaction 😁
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I have found out they can really go into some deep slumber, almost comotose.😻😼.
I squeeze this guy's paws and get no reaction 😁
I squeeze this guy's paws and get no reaction 😁
Relax because once they start talking, everyone there will go into a brain-dead comotose state for three hours.
January 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Relax because once they start talking, everyone there will go into a brain-dead comotose state for three hours.
No i feel like this is right and true. Giopara couldnt handle AH or mage Vik, but post-ravine final form Jayce would be able to tame MH 😇
s1!Jayce would just be comotose with lust
s1!Jayce would just be comotose with lust
October 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
No i feel like this is right and true. Giopara couldnt handle AH or mage Vik, but post-ravine final form Jayce would be able to tame MH 😇
s1!Jayce would just be comotose with lust
s1!Jayce would just be comotose with lust
Guys, Keith Olbermann is talking like Trump's impeachment is a fait accompli. And he suggests that Fox Sewer has given Dem candidates an office on air in primetime because the comotose viewers are moving away from Trump. Murdoch is like Trump, yes evil as fuck, but loves money more than life. Fox
October 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Guys, Keith Olbermann is talking like Trump's impeachment is a fait accompli. And he suggests that Fox Sewer has given Dem candidates an office on air in primetime because the comotose viewers are moving away from Trump. Murdoch is like Trump, yes evil as fuck, but loves money more than life. Fox
A comotose body would have been better than this shit show...
December 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
A comotose body would have been better than this shit show...
Oof hang in there, heat waves make everyone comotose ;;
Hope you drink plenty of icy drinks!
Hope you drink plenty of icy drinks!
July 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Oof hang in there, heat waves make everyone comotose ;;
Hope you drink plenty of icy drinks!
Hope you drink plenty of icy drinks!
I wish the people in the band Skillet didn't suck major ass because the Comotose album goes so hard
April 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I wish the people in the band Skillet didn't suck major ass because the Comotose album goes so hard
Absolutely deranged, desperate and despicable treasonous POS. Are American voters comotose? Do they not recognize evil when they see it? All their religiosity and so little morality.
October 6, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Absolutely deranged, desperate and despicable treasonous POS. Are American voters comotose? Do they not recognize evil when they see it? All their religiosity and so little morality.
I had an incredible time marching in Krewe Du Vieux with The Mystic Krewe of Comotose. We revolted with our braindead Kennedys float. I love our Krewe and this parade and I hope to be back at it again next year.
February 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I had an incredible time marching in Krewe Du Vieux with The Mystic Krewe of Comotose. We revolted with our braindead Kennedys float. I love our Krewe and this parade and I hope to be back at it again next year.
Seriously, every penny counts, she's gonna be there 12 hours, 3 meals, 3 lyfts, and momma here is gonna be drifting between painsleep and sudo comotose physical therapy.
ko-fi.com/succunyx
I can't go with her,i can't go pick her up in Philly, I'm not cleared to travel. I'll be relying on others.
ko-fi.com/succunyx
I can't go with her,i can't go pick her up in Philly, I'm not cleared to travel. I'll be relying on others.
June 21, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Seriously, every penny counts, she's gonna be there 12 hours, 3 meals, 3 lyfts, and momma here is gonna be drifting between painsleep and sudo comotose physical therapy.
ko-fi.com/succunyx
I can't go with her,i can't go pick her up in Philly, I'm not cleared to travel. I'll be relying on others.
ko-fi.com/succunyx
I can't go with her,i can't go pick her up in Philly, I'm not cleared to travel. I'll be relying on others.
So in Ontario the government closed safe injection sites and now we have addicts and tweakers lying comotose in private and public spaces. That's the zombie apocalypse. This is your idea of better? Conservatives are such fools, ignoramuses and so totally out-of-touch with reality.
August 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
So in Ontario the government closed safe injection sites and now we have addicts and tweakers lying comotose in private and public spaces. That's the zombie apocalypse. This is your idea of better? Conservatives are such fools, ignoramuses and so totally out-of-touch with reality.
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I agree #auspol is innately conservative and #MSM is comotose #LNP barrackers however, #ALP are scared of their own shadow and very poor communicators. Bold in 1st term *works* - see Whitlam (who had 2 terms) and Hawke (tax summit). Besides, 'bold' has not been tried. Almost anywhere. Its good to go
January 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I agree #auspol is innately conservative and #MSM is comotose #LNP barrackers however, #ALP are scared of their own shadow and very poor communicators. Bold in 1st term *works* - see Whitlam (who had 2 terms) and Hawke (tax summit). Besides, 'bold' has not been tried. Almost anywhere. Its good to go
I'd like to see him in a comotose state, but internally he's feeling the most excruciating pain imaginable, forever.
April 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'd like to see him in a comotose state, but internally he's feeling the most excruciating pain imaginable, forever.
I am speechless!! Much admiration for the courage and strength of Gisele! The degenerates who knowingly raped a comotose woman should be locked up for life.
September 19, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I am speechless!! Much admiration for the courage and strength of Gisele! The degenerates who knowingly raped a comotose woman should be locked up for life.
That’s the major problem with trying to be nice to everyone. Like woke. You get taken advantage of. You turn the other cheek till monotony makes you just whack them comotose. For peace.
January 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That’s the major problem with trying to be nice to everyone. Like woke. You get taken advantage of. You turn the other cheek till monotony makes you just whack them comotose. For peace.
My sleep-inducing show is Beat Bobby Flay. I rarely make it through the first round, and if I do, I'm comotose by the final announcement.
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My sleep-inducing show is Beat Bobby Flay. I rarely make it through the first round, and if I do, I'm comotose by the final announcement.
I wonder if they know what the current month and year is? How can people be so comotose? Wake the F/up!
March 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wonder if they know what the current month and year is? How can people be so comotose? Wake the F/up!