Uniquely embarrassed by my conception of the world.
November 6, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Uniquely embarrassed by my conception of the world.
Trump has absolutely no conception of what’s morally acceptable.
September 14, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Trump has absolutely no conception of what’s morally acceptable.
Immaculate Conception
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Immaculate Conception
Immaculate Conception of a Plan.
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February 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Immaculate Conception of a Plan.
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A new contender for best headline
March 29, 2026 at 7:22 PM
A new contender for best headline
that Trumpers think the US Postal *SERVICE* should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government
February 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
that Trumpers think the US Postal *SERVICE* should be a profit-making enterprise exposes the fallacy in their conception of government
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
Big tell in this Trump order targeting trans people: "at conception"
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Big tell in this Trump order targeting trans people: "at conception"
how about a 75 year mortgage, but you receive it upon conception
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
how about a 75 year mortgage, but you receive it upon conception
JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
JD watches grimly from the sidelines (artist's conception)
Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!
And eggs. Life begins at conception 😜
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And eggs. Life begins at conception 😜
star friends conception
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
star friends conception
The GOP’s conception is more like “let them eat racial resentment”
Bessent: "The American dream is not, 'let them eat flat screens' ... the American dream is not contingent on cheap bobbles from China."
March 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The GOP’s conception is more like “let them eat racial resentment”
Ah, but you left out the best part: www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
March 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ah, but you left out the best part: www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states:
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
January 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Trump’s anti-trans Executive Order is bad BUT it technically defines everyone as female. It states:
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
“'Female' means a person belonging, at conception, to the sex that produces the large reproductive cell."
Since all fetuses "at conception" are female, Trump just defined EVERYONE as female.
The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.
April 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The time it takes to write a joke, from conception to birth, is the jestation period.
the British conception of certain Indian groups as 'martial races' for instance extended in part to the Scots and the Irish.
September 23, 2026 at 4:55 PM
the British conception of certain Indian groups as 'martial races' for instance extended in part to the Scots and the Irish.
In Alabama conception begins the first time you’re attracted to your sister.
May 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In Alabama conception begins the first time you’re attracted to your sister.
Brexit was an obvious loser from its conception.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Brexit was an obvious loser from its conception.
Trump’s ‘Gender Ideology’ order creates a federal mandate defining gender as the sex of an embryo at conception.
Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)
Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)
January 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump’s ‘Gender Ideology’ order creates a federal mandate defining gender as the sex of an embryo at conception.
Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)
Impacts: As all embryos have female sex characteristics at conception, all Americans are now defined as female under this order. (3/3)