Made one for you too, so you don't feel left out.

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I’m supposed to cheer because the government stayed open?
Congrats, you did the bare minimum while the GOP took everything they wanted. Maybe next time, try winning instead of just not losing worse.

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The government stayed open, but at what cost? If "winning" means rolling over for Republicans, maybe check if your spine’s still attached.

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