#Conquistadors
May 17, 2026 at 4:10 PM
HAYES on Albania protesting Kushner & Ivanka’s obscene corruption: “It is a land grab. A physical theft of a place so brazen and entitled it could only be done by colonial conquistadors or the family of Donald Trump.”
June 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
The CONQUISTADORS??????
Incredible things happening in men’s basketball tonight
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy Indigenous People's day, the crimes of the conquistadors were known and recorded not just by their victims but by their cultural and linguistic contemporaries.
Catherine's tweet is one of the best. Bringing it over here for preservation.
October 9, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Dipshits always think they came from conquistadors, not a series of unremarkable unlettered peasants.
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
"I am descended from conquistadors" is such a funny flex. Well I'm Jewish so I'm descended from, like, Moses or something.
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
People being mad at Aztec Batman for depicting the conquistadors as villains is hilarious.

Like dude they are villains.
August 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"yeah i know these conquistadors were bad and evil but he was literally just doing it for his sick daughter sooooooooooooooo"
September 27, 2026 at 4:35 PM
And, like, all the "civilized" conquistadors are ACTIVELY RUINING EVERYTHING
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
They also did star-crossed conquistadors

IT WAS WEIRD THEN OKAY
August 24, 2026 at 5:03 AM
welcome to the Narvaez Expedition. it's 1526 and some would be conquistadors are about to get absolutely fucked
July 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I need the Conquistadors to beat the Nazis
July 19, 2026 at 9:01 PM
How is it that Spanish conquistadors could seize gold and silver if there was no metallurgy?
March 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I have real bad news about what happened to most of the conquistadors
January 26, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Also also: plenty of people at the time spoke out against the rapacity of the conquistadors.
August 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Argentina was so named because its where the conquistadors found a rich source of Dario Argento films.
November 19, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Elections have conquistadors.
September 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Conquistadors? In the beautiful continent of Tural? Who fareth from Eorzea with such wretched desires in their heart.
July 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey here’s my variant cover for ASSORTED CRISIS EVENTS 4! Colors by Jordie Bellaire
May 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s cool that these people are so simple-minded that they’ve arrived back at “all non-Christian deities are real and they’re demons” like fucking conquistadors
August 12, 2024 at 3:35 PM
We are talking about a regional identity that comprises both the ancestors of the Mayans and the ancestors of the Conquistadors.
February 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
It kills me that originally these guys were supposed to be like Spanish Conquistadors and then George tripped on his own dick
April 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
#BlueZicos
#MusicChallenge
Conquistadors

Binanry Star - Conquistadors (feat. Senim Silla & One Be Lo)
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Conquistadors (feat. Senim Silla & One Be Lo)
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May 17, 2026 at 7:34 PM
sorry is she saying "hey our conquistadors did colonialism better"
December 4, 2024 at 6:24 PM