October 31, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I better start working on my contortionist skills
November 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I better start working on my contortionist skills
you taking them off first, or are you a contortionist? because i feel like the latter is an unexplored bit
November 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
you taking them off first, or are you a contortionist? because i feel like the latter is an unexplored bit
Ah oui quand même
Extreme Flexibility: Contortionist on Gym Mat
ALT: Extreme Flexibility: Contortionist on Gym Mat
static.klipy.com
October 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Ah oui quand même
Inktober Day 31: Flex
The biggest flex is that I actually completed Inktober this year! What a blast!
Thanks to Nicky for the reference!
#contortionist #inktober #art #fountainpenart #inkpainting #flex
The biggest flex is that I actually completed Inktober this year! What a blast!
Thanks to Nicky for the reference!
#contortionist #inktober #art #fountainpenart #inkpainting #flex
November 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Inktober Day 31: Flex
The biggest flex is that I actually completed Inktober this year! What a blast!
Thanks to Nicky for the reference!
#contortionist #inktober #art #fountainpenart #inkpainting #flex
The biggest flex is that I actually completed Inktober this year! What a blast!
Thanks to Nicky for the reference!
#contortionist #inktober #art #fountainpenart #inkpainting #flex
Photos by Genito Photography from Raks Geek
November 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Photos by Genito Photography from Raks Geek
I may want to write another, since this one is less of an explosion and more of a contortionist...
November 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I may want to write another, since this one is less of an explosion and more of a contortionist...
And no one hid a small contortionist in a crate or wore a clown mask. Not a single guy on the sidewalk frantically shouting: "Where's the van?!"
October 30, 2026 at 11:28 AM
And no one hid a small contortionist in a crate or wore a clown mask. Not a single guy on the sidewalk frantically shouting: "Where's the van?!"
Raks Geeks: Don't miss the show named "Best of Chicago" by the Chicago Reader!
Raks Inferno: Cirque Burlesque comes your way Friday, Nov. 13.
RaksGeek.com#shows
Raks Inferno: Cirque Burlesque comes your way Friday, Nov. 13.
RaksGeek.com#shows
November 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Raks Geeks: Don't miss the show named "Best of Chicago" by the Chicago Reader!
Raks Inferno: Cirque Burlesque comes your way Friday, Nov. 13.
RaksGeek.com#shows
Raks Inferno: Cirque Burlesque comes your way Friday, Nov. 13.
RaksGeek.com#shows
And last but not least - #Flex! :) This #inktober sure flew by~!
#inktober2026 #inktober2026day31 #inktober2026flex #flex #day31
#inktober2026 #inktober2026day31 #inktober2026flex #flex #day31
October 31, 2026 at 7:15 AM
And last but not least - #Flex! :) This #inktober sure flew by~!
#inktober2026 #inktober2026day31 #inktober2026flex #flex #day31
#inktober2026 #inktober2026day31 #inktober2026flex #flex #day31
Mouse definitely exists
Pig, for better or worse
Wonder if there are snake/lizard ropework fans who find particular interest in being stuck "basking"...
Ferret for contortionist subs with biting habits 😆
Pig, for better or worse
Wonder if there are snake/lizard ropework fans who find particular interest in being stuck "basking"...
Ferret for contortionist subs with biting habits 😆
November 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Mouse definitely exists
Pig, for better or worse
Wonder if there are snake/lizard ropework fans who find particular interest in being stuck "basking"...
Ferret for contortionist subs with biting habits 😆
Pig, for better or worse
Wonder if there are snake/lizard ropework fans who find particular interest in being stuck "basking"...
Ferret for contortionist subs with biting habits 😆
I read an article that referred to “extreme vocalist” as contortionist,
Which is honestly really accurate 
Which is honestly really accurate 
November 4, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I read an article that referred to “extreme vocalist” as contortionist,
Which is honestly really accurate 
Which is honestly really accurate 
October 31, 2026 at 9:43 PM
''My tribe would call that shame, but I only see strength unbeaten.'' - Shakra, Silksong
Molly Meru as Hornet.
Molly Meru as Hornet.
November 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
''My tribe would call that shame, but I only see strength unbeaten.'' - Shakra, Silksong
Molly Meru as Hornet.
Molly Meru as Hornet.
💜🃏AND THIS IS
A WILD CLOWN!!!
@monzotheclown.bsky.social thank you for the support!
#drawing #art #BRart #commission
A WILD CLOWN!!!
@monzotheclown.bsky.social thank you for the support!
#drawing #art #BRart #commission
![[EN] Monza (female version of Monzo) is on a off-center stage, making a contortionist pose and showing her tongue.
[PT-BR] Monza (versão feminina do Monzo) está num palco fora do centro, numa pose de contorcionista e mostrando a língua.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tupm5fqlv4ya73rj54dh72rr/bafkreicqpgnjw52jwmzh5hpszx6l5m4zqud25d7wbjzzuqohz73tdf7o4a)
November 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
💜🃏AND THIS IS
A WILD CLOWN!!!
@monzotheclown.bsky.social thank you for the support!
#drawing #art #BRart #commission
A WILD CLOWN!!!
@monzotheclown.bsky.social thank you for the support!
#drawing #art #BRart #commission
I got quite busy but I have finished the inktober here is day 30: pumpkins
Lilith - purple blood - a contortionist that loves putting on performance with her lusus
#homestuck #homestuckoc #homestucktroll #trolloc #fantroll #inktober
Lilith - purple blood - a contortionist that loves putting on performance with her lusus
#homestuck #homestuckoc #homestucktroll #trolloc #fantroll #inktober
November 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I got quite busy but I have finished the inktober here is day 30: pumpkins
Lilith - purple blood - a contortionist that loves putting on performance with her lusus
#homestuck #homestuckoc #homestucktroll #trolloc #fantroll #inktober
Lilith - purple blood - a contortionist that loves putting on performance with her lusus
#homestuck #homestuckoc #homestucktroll #trolloc #fantroll #inktober
Fully crossed 🤞🏼
Extreme Flexibility: Contortionist on Gym Mat
ALT: Extreme Flexibility: Contortionist on Gym Mat
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Fully crossed 🤞🏼
Please do not miscalculate my tone, I speak with humility
Soon you will find your confidence misplaced
The answers are greater than we can imagine
I know you… you’re scared to be on your own
I’ll always be there for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rCu...
Soon you will find your confidence misplaced
The answers are greater than we can imagine
I know you… you’re scared to be on your own
I’ll always be there for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rCu...
The Contortionist - Geocentric Confusion (Live, 2021)
YouTube video by The Contortionist
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Please do not miscalculate my tone, I speak with humility
Soon you will find your confidence misplaced
The answers are greater than we can imagine
I know you… you’re scared to be on your own
I’ll always be there for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rCu...
Soon you will find your confidence misplaced
The answers are greater than we can imagine
I know you… you’re scared to be on your own
I’ll always be there for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rCu...
"Care for those you know, not imaginings.
How could we live another way?"
How could we live another way?"
The Contortionist - Geocentric Confusion (Live, 2021)
YouTube video by The Contortionist
youtu.be
October 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"Care for those you know, not imaginings.
How could we live another way?"
How could we live another way?"
The Waymo PR person pushed a bit, trying to get me to acknowledge that there might have been a driver in that vehicle.
I mean sure ... there could have been a driver in there. There might also be a contortionist giraffe.
3/?
bsky.app/profile/some...
I mean sure ... there could have been a driver in there. There might also be a contortionist giraffe.
3/?
bsky.app/profile/some...
Just to check in with the wisdom of crowds, does anybody see a driver in this here vehicle?
November 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The Waymo PR person pushed a bit, trying to get me to acknowledge that there might have been a driver in that vehicle.
I mean sure ... there could have been a driver in there. There might also be a contortionist giraffe.
3/?
bsky.app/profile/some...
I mean sure ... there could have been a driver in there. There might also be a contortionist giraffe.
3/?
bsky.app/profile/some...
The butthole is the only thing that can turn a grown man into a contortionist in a public restroom.
You ever see the gymnastics? One foot on the floor, one hand on the wall, trying to hover six inches above the seat. It's like the Olympics of regret.
You ever see the gymnastics? One foot on the floor, one hand on the wall, trying to hover six inches above the seat. It's like the Olympics of regret.
November 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
The butthole is the only thing that can turn a grown man into a contortionist in a public restroom.
You ever see the gymnastics? One foot on the floor, one hand on the wall, trying to hover six inches above the seat. It's like the Olympics of regret.
You ever see the gymnastics? One foot on the floor, one hand on the wall, trying to hover six inches above the seat. It's like the Olympics of regret.
Terrible accident at the circus … contortionist died in his own arms !
November 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Terrible accident at the circus … contortionist died in his own arms !