The kinda contortions people do defending El0n
December 11, 2024 at 5:45 PM
The kinda contortions people do defending El0n
If the stakes weren’t so high, the contortions of these idiots would be hilarious.
April 2, 2026 at 8:17 AM
If the stakes weren’t so high, the contortions of these idiots would be hilarious.
various Earl contortions
August 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
various Earl contortions
If the stakes weren’t so high, the contortions & humiliations of all the people who cheered this in & sneered about ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ etc would be absolutely hilarious.
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
If the stakes weren’t so high, the contortions & humiliations of all the people who cheered this in & sneered about ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’ etc would be absolutely hilarious.
Covering the small boats 'deal' without referencing Macron's irrefutably accurate observation that blame for the 'crisis' lies with Brexit involves contortions so violent that the people doing it should be in a circus.
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Covering the small boats 'deal' without referencing Macron's irrefutably accurate observation that blame for the 'crisis' lies with Brexit involves contortions so violent that the people doing it should be in a circus.
Olympic level contortions to avoid saying that the left was right, again.
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Olympic level contortions to avoid saying that the left was right, again.
Passive voice breaking its own neck in reporting contortions
July 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Passive voice breaking its own neck in reporting contortions
Medieval contortions - a 14th century bench end from St. Botolph’s Church at Boston in Lincolnshire. 📸 My own. #Woodensday #Boston #Lincolnshire
August 12, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Medieval contortions - a 14th century bench end from St. Botolph’s Church at Boston in Lincolnshire. 📸 My own. #Woodensday #Boston #Lincolnshire
if she wins it will be interesting to see the contortions various people go through to avoid the conclusion that a black woman could be capable enough to beat trump and his band of special white boys
November 3, 2024 at 1:47 AM
if she wins it will be interesting to see the contortions various people go through to avoid the conclusion that a black woman could be capable enough to beat trump and his band of special white boys
What horrible disease is causing these face deforming contortions among the MAGA women?
June 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What horrible disease is causing these face deforming contortions among the MAGA women?
the contortions people’s faces make when they learn that we tax groceries
My column from Monday. The emerging consensus to drop Alabama’s grocery tax (yes, non-Alabamians, we tax food) is a reminder that Alabama is only a low-tax state if you own a forest or reside in the top federal income tax bracket, and that we need top-to-bottom tax reform.
Commentary: The grocery tax must go. But Alabama's tax system needs a complete overhaul. | Alabama Reflector
Alabama taxes people based largely on how important the state government views them. And that makes life in this state more expensive.
alabamareflector.com
September 26, 2026 at 1:37 PM
the contortions people’s faces make when they learn that we tax groceries
A Nazi salute. Twice. Not a mistake, not a different gesture, not weird contortions by a weird guy.
A Nazi salute.
A Nazi salute.
January 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A Nazi salute. Twice. Not a mistake, not a different gesture, not weird contortions by a weird guy.
A Nazi salute.
A Nazi salute.
My boys interacting with the most amazing root contortions. How this tree managed to hold onto the cliff astounds me!
Credits: @kainsthename.bsky.social & @colbyxphoto.bsky.social & @tonitejana.bsky.social
Credits: @kainsthename.bsky.social & @colbyxphoto.bsky.social & @tonitejana.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
My boys interacting with the most amazing root contortions. How this tree managed to hold onto the cliff astounds me!
Credits: @kainsthename.bsky.social & @colbyxphoto.bsky.social & @tonitejana.bsky.social
Credits: @kainsthename.bsky.social & @colbyxphoto.bsky.social & @tonitejana.bsky.social
September 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Some of the logical contortions on here tonight are really making my brain hurt.
September 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Some of the logical contortions on here tonight are really making my brain hurt.
It is quite incredible to watch the contortions they put themselves through rather than admit error.
September 22, 2026 at 8:03 AM
It is quite incredible to watch the contortions they put themselves through rather than admit error.
Khanna: "Now we know why that interview was not videotaped. If Donald Trump had seen the video transcript, he would've fired Howard Lutnick. It was really embarrassing ... it was just contortions and lies, and no acknowledgment that he misled the American public [about Epstein]."
May 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Khanna: "Now we know why that interview was not videotaped. If Donald Trump had seen the video transcript, he would've fired Howard Lutnick. It was really embarrassing ... it was just contortions and lies, and no acknowledgment that he misled the American public [about Epstein]."
The rhetorical contortions Christians go through to convince themselves Jesus didn’t actually say rich people can’t get into heaven is so funny to me.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The rhetorical contortions Christians go through to convince themselves Jesus didn’t actually say rich people can’t get into heaven is so funny to me.
Actors in exorcism movies study my orgasms because nothing says possessed like banshee screams and freak-show contortions.
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Actors in exorcism movies study my orgasms because nothing says possessed like banshee screams and freak-show contortions.
There are accounts on here going though all kind of contortions trying to cleverly stop you from voting your outrage in the midterm elections.
They are desperate. Don’t be fooled.
They are desperate. Don’t be fooled.
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 AM
There are accounts on here going though all kind of contortions trying to cleverly stop you from voting your outrage in the midterm elections.
They are desperate. Don’t be fooled.
They are desperate. Don’t be fooled.
Nature's impressionism
Tree contortions...
Tree contortions...
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Nature's impressionism
Tree contortions...
Tree contortions...
True Blue Labour, no white reactionary vote is too small for moral free contortions.
September 27, 2026 at 10:32 AM
True Blue Labour, no white reactionary vote is too small for moral free contortions.
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I look forward to John Roberts’ contortions to somehow make this square with anything in existing American jurisprudence.
I look forward to John Roberts’ contortions to somehow make this square with anything in existing American jurisprudence.
Here's the rub. The slush fund will be drawn from a larger Treasury Department fund. The latter compensates actual victims of the government.
But the new one will be put under Trump's direct control in a new way and untangled from any oversight, Raskin notes. 3/
newrepublic.com/article/2105...
But the new one will be put under Trump's direct control in a new way and untangled from any oversight, Raskin notes. 3/
newrepublic.com/article/2105...
May 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I look forward to John Roberts’ contortions to somehow make this square with anything in existing American jurisprudence.
I look forward to John Roberts’ contortions to somehow make this square with anything in existing American jurisprudence.