Hypothetically speaking, would you sign a devil priest's contract?
November 5, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Hypothetically speaking, would you sign a devil priest's contract?
America’s unions stand in solidarity with our Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas in their fight for a fair contract, and continue to call on everyone to boycott stand-alone corporate Starbucks stores.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
America’s unions stand in solidarity with our Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas in their fight for a fair contract, and continue to call on everyone to boycott stand-alone corporate Starbucks stores.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
Ultimately, the chains ARE the unbreakable contract!
November 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Ultimately, the chains ARE the unbreakable contract!
At this point I assume he's accepted that he's never getting that Microsoft contract so there's no reason for him to moderate
November 7, 2026 at 7:22 AM
At this point I assume he's accepted that he's never getting that Microsoft contract so there's no reason for him to moderate
I said, “You kidnapped me and my humans. That violated my contract. A contract I made with them, myself.” Not a company contract, I meant. A me contract. And ART had got me dragged into this and messed everything up.
November 5, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I said, “You kidnapped me and my humans. That violated my contract. A contract I made with them, myself.” Not a company contract, I meant. A me contract. And ART had got me dragged into this and messed everything up.
This budget doesn’t deal with the fact that the social contract is broken. That’s what we have to fix.
November 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This budget doesn’t deal with the fact that the social contract is broken. That’s what we have to fix.
At least ten Russian regions have cut military contract bonuses since the start of autumn.
The Bell said some regions cut the bonuses alongside “death benefits,” as the pace of contract recruitment falls. 1/3
The Bell said some regions cut the bonuses alongside “death benefits,” as the pace of contract recruitment falls. 1/3
November 6, 2026 at 9:29 AM
At least ten Russian regions have cut military contract bonuses since the start of autumn.
The Bell said some regions cut the bonuses alongside “death benefits,” as the pace of contract recruitment falls. 1/3
The Bell said some regions cut the bonuses alongside “death benefits,” as the pace of contract recruitment falls. 1/3
cancelling a contract because of *retweets* is such weak shit.
November 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
cancelling a contract because of *retweets* is such weak shit.
Chunk is also Ke Huy Quan's contract lawyer
November 6, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Chunk is also Ke Huy Quan's contract lawyer
One could almost say he's selling a car!
Do you think our rodent will sign the contract?
Do you think our rodent will sign the contract?
November 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
One could almost say he's selling a car!
Do you think our rodent will sign the contract?
Do you think our rodent will sign the contract?
Every time I hire an artist, I point out the clause in our contract that prohibits me from inputting any of their art into generative art tools. I'm trying to normalize it so artists insist on it in future contract work.
November 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Every time I hire an artist, I point out the clause in our contract that prohibits me from inputting any of their art into generative art tools. I'm trying to normalize it so artists insist on it in future contract work.
Honestly in shock.
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
The New York Times Terminates Contract with Romance Columnist Olivia Waite After Bluesky Repost - Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books
smartbitchestrashybooks.com
November 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Honestly in shock.
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
@nytimes.com terminated the contract of romance fiction columnist Olivia Waite because she reposted on Bluesky criticism I and @markjacob.bsky.social had of the paper’s lack of coverage of the new rape allegations against Donald Trump.
Details and a statement from Olivia here:
I eagerly await my column contract at a major media outlet
If you are a BlueSky power user, they have to give you a column. Thats the law now.
has the New York Times announced the roster of new progressive columnists they're bringing on board, the restructuring and creation of new verticals, and other dramatic steps they're taking to reflect the Real America they didn't properly understand or nah?
November 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I eagerly await my column contract at a major media outlet
it’s a guide to learning about a subject! it’s a recipe for employable skills! it’s a contract with paying customers! it’s a guide-recipe-contract!
when i went to college, in a prior millennium, no one was saying shit about ‘skills’ and syllabi were certainly not promising you what you’d learn in an itemized list of them
and i think that was better
and i think that was better
November 5, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it’s a guide to learning about a subject! it’s a recipe for employable skills! it’s a contract with paying customers! it’s a guide-recipe-contract!
🧵ICE extended the no-bid contract of for-profit prison firm that runs Camp East Montana through 2027. Additional cost to taxpayers $776 million on top of a $452 million initial contract with Amentum Services Inc.
DIVEST from ICE for-profit prison companies.
#$AMTM
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
DIVEST from ICE for-profit prison companies.
#$AMTM
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
ICE extends no-bid contract for major detention center in Texas, rejecting calls for closure
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to keep one of its largest detention facilities open for at least another year. This decision comes despite reports of human rights abuses.
www.pbs.org
November 7, 2026 at 2:24 PM
🧵ICE extended the no-bid contract of for-profit prison firm that runs Camp East Montana through 2027. Additional cost to taxpayers $776 million on top of a $452 million initial contract with Amentum Services Inc.
DIVEST from ICE for-profit prison companies.
#$AMTM
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
DIVEST from ICE for-profit prison companies.
#$AMTM
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
I just completed my third contract with wikimedia
I just started my fourth contract with wikimedia
I just started my fourth contract with wikimedia
November 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I just completed my third contract with wikimedia
I just started my fourth contract with wikimedia
I just started my fourth contract with wikimedia
Staude: signed 🖊️
November 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Staude: signed 🖊️
November 3, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Pay attention to what Carney does, not what he says:
Canadian veterans lose federal contract to subsidiary of U.S. company
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Canadian veterans lose federal contract to subsidiary of U.S. company
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Canadian veterans lose federal contract to subsidiary of U.S. company
A Conservative motion asking the federal government to cancel a security contract awarded to a Canadian subsidiary of an American company was defeated this week, as the Commissionaires express concern...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Pay attention to what Carney does, not what he says:
Canadian veterans lose federal contract to subsidiary of U.S. company
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
Canadian veterans lose federal contract to subsidiary of U.S. company
www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...
After helping out a soaking-wet waitress from her favorite eatery, Kasane finds herself roped into a surprising "sister contract"!
📗 Contract Sisters, Vol. 1
Pre-order now: buff.ly/5IIAzPl
📗 Contract Sisters, Vol. 1
Pre-order now: buff.ly/5IIAzPl
November 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
After helping out a soaking-wet waitress from her favorite eatery, Kasane finds herself roped into a surprising "sister contract"!
📗 Contract Sisters, Vol. 1
Pre-order now: buff.ly/5IIAzPl
📗 Contract Sisters, Vol. 1
Pre-order now: buff.ly/5IIAzPl
Nah they terminated the contract for their romance fiction columnist instead.
has the New York Times announced the roster of new progressive columnists they're bringing on board, the restructuring and creation of new verticals, and other dramatic steps they're taking to reflect the Real America they didn't properly understand or nah?
November 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Nah they terminated the contract for their romance fiction columnist instead.
My conspiracy theory was that Musky was keeping production going in order to fulfill a government contract (Texas state police contract?) negotiated under unsavory circumstances
November 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My conspiracy theory was that Musky was keeping production going in order to fulfill a government contract (Texas state police contract?) negotiated under unsavory circumstances
The United States has a contract for those communications services. Fuck Elon.
November 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The United States has a contract for those communications services. Fuck Elon.
Cancel every government contract he has.
November 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Cancel every government contract he has.
Nooooooo don't break the social contract you're so sexy aha
November 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Nooooooo don't break the social contract you're so sexy aha