guess who contracted vampirismmmm
September 28, 2026 at 11:48 AM
guess who contracted vampirismmmm
contracted sleepy bitch disease and it's contagious
April 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
contracted sleepy bitch disease and it's contagious
He also owns major stock holdings in the detention & deportation companies contracted by the administration.
July 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
He also owns major stock holdings in the detention & deportation companies contracted by the administration.
I may have contracted incineroar obsession disease
February 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I may have contracted incineroar obsession disease
U.S. manufacturing activity has now contracted for 9 straight months.
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
U.S. manufacturing activity has now contracted for 9 straight months.
Congrats by finding this picture you may have contracted the redhead virus. Please show your results for research purposes.
September 29, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Congrats by finding this picture you may have contracted the redhead virus. Please show your results for research purposes.
NEWS: U.S. manufacturing contracted in September for the seventh straight month, as factories felt the devastating impact of Donald Trump’s tariffs.
October 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
NEWS: U.S. manufacturing contracted in September for the seventh straight month, as factories felt the devastating impact of Donald Trump’s tariffs.
perhaps Tesla has been contracted to manufacture special government hard drives that periodically burst into flames
March 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
perhaps Tesla has been contracted to manufacture special government hard drives that periodically burst into flames
(sublime santeria voice) i’ve contracted listeria
August 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
(sublime santeria voice) i’ve contracted listeria
Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted “sexually transmitted CTE” and I—
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted “sexually transmitted CTE” and I—
Jessica: As for the manufacturing boom which he is talking about—in the latest jobs report, we lost 11,000 manufacturing jobs and the manufacturing industry has contracted the most we have seen in the last nine months,
August 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Jessica: As for the manufacturing boom which he is talking about—in the latest jobs report, we lost 11,000 manufacturing jobs and the manufacturing industry has contracted the most we have seen in the last nine months,
I miss when federal agents looked like federal agents, rather than contracted white supremacist gangmembers.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I miss when federal agents looked like federal agents, rather than contracted white supremacist gangmembers.
The two day weekend has somehow contracted. It now feels like 1.33 days
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
The two day weekend has somehow contracted. It now feels like 1.33 days
Contracted appearance.
August 20, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Contracted appearance.
GDP contracted in the first quarter. Kelly Loeffler: "This administration is really supercharging the economy like we've never seen in our history."
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
GDP contracted in the first quarter. Kelly Loeffler: "This administration is really supercharging the economy like we've never seen in our history."
Well, he was probably contracted to appear at the Kennedy Center.
Not, The Donald Trump and Kennedy Center.
Not, The Donald Trump and Kennedy Center.
December 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Well, he was probably contracted to appear at the Kennedy Center.
Not, The Donald Trump and Kennedy Center.
Not, The Donald Trump and Kennedy Center.
Oregon has officially contracted An Illness
September 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oregon has officially contracted An Illness
WASHINGTON (AP) - In second estimate, US says economy contracted 0.2% in first quarter amid Trump trade war tumult.
May 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) - In second estimate, US says economy contracted 0.2% in first quarter amid Trump trade war tumult.
got bit by one of these and contracted robies
“Robot dog guarding the data center” is the cherry on top of your dystopian sundae.
Robot dogs priced at $300,000 a piece are now guarding some of the country’s biggest data centers | Fortune
AI companies are turning to quadruped robots, better known as “robot dogs” for security solutions to protect their vast data centers.
fortune.com
March 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
got bit by one of these and contracted robies
Maria Bartiromo breaks news to her viewers that GDP contracted in the first quarter and it sounds like she's announcing the JFK assassination
April 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Maria Bartiromo breaks news to her viewers that GDP contracted in the first quarter and it sounds like she's announcing the JFK assassination
teacher contracted a most unfortunate curse...
April 28, 2026 at 9:21 AM
teacher contracted a most unfortunate curse...
i've contracted the hi-chew corporation to have my casket filled by one of these at the end of my funeral
January 17, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i've contracted the hi-chew corporation to have my casket filled by one of these at the end of my funeral
Hopefully she contracted something deadly!
June 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hopefully she contracted something deadly!
My uncle contracted polio when he was 18 months old.
He is now 80 years old and has never walked.
He is now 80 years old and has never walked.
Everyone in this picture would be able to walk if the polio vaccine had existed in time for them.
December 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
My uncle contracted polio when he was 18 months old.
He is now 80 years old and has never walked.
He is now 80 years old and has never walked.