Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

If you're having tea on site, this is the only acceptable method.
Everything else we do is considerably more normal. Kitchens, baths, decks, and ADUs from Seattle to Monroe.

#ContractorHumor #ConstructionLife #SeattleContractor #VolcanoBuilders

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Bar is a big presence on site. We may have overcorrected.
The small one is driving out to see the finished job. Follow for the rest.

#ConstructionLife #ContractorHumor #VolcanoBuilders

Set it down for one second and it enters witness protection.
Last known location: the table. Last confirmed sighting: that moment.

#TapeMeasure #ConstructionLife #ContractorHumor #VolcanoBuilders

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Weekene meme: Contractors say they’re resting, but somehow end up fixing shelves, repainting walls, or building furniture. Some habits never take a day off.

#WeekendMode #ContractorHumor #FunnyWeekend

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Why was the construction worker in a bad mood? Because everyone kept telling him he had a screw loose! 😂🔩

#constructionhumor
#screwloose
#builderjokes
#constructionlife
#contractorhumor
#buildingpuns
#laughingonthejob
#hardhatjokes
#constructionlaughs
#bluecollarco

When you need the job so bad you’re afraid to answer the phone. 😅 Let's fix that desperation. #ContractorHumor #Sales

With all the hype around Avengers: Doomsday, we're just sitting here waiting for this specific technology to hit the construction industry. 🧙‍♂️✨

#AvengersDoomsday #ConstructionLife #Marvel #VFX #ContractorHumor #DoctorStrange

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.

Name a more expensive sentence than 'while you're here, can you just take a quick look?' That look is free. Your drive back isn't.

👇 Worst 'while you're here' you've caught?

#contractorhumor #contractorlife #smallbusiness #tradeslife #homese

🔧 Follow Booked Job. Get found. Get picked. Get booked.