Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right
“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.
March 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right
October 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
good to see that public contrition and self-reflection is still a thing that happens
July 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
good to see that public contrition and self-reflection is still a thing that happens
Contrition
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October 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
i am totally down with rewarding contrition but first we're going to need to see some contrition
If people affiliated with the campaign have to fall back on stuff like this in October in the year prior to the election, you're toast, pack it in.
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i am totally down with rewarding contrition but first we're going to need to see some contrition
Opportunist will say anything. Do not believe his contrition.
Tucker Carlson: I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We’re implicated in this. I misled people.
April 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Opportunist will say anything. Do not believe his contrition.
In other words, zero contrition.
May 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
In other words, zero contrition.
Marjorie Taylor Greene will never change because of self-awareness or contrition; she will only ever change because of opportunism.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene will never change because of self-awareness or contrition; she will only ever change because of opportunism.
Disaster Mitigation Protip:
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
The son of a Republican senator drunkenly hurled antisemitic insults at a Republican House member inside a Capitol Hill watering hole. www.notus.org/congress/wil...
May 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Disaster Mitigation Protip:
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
When considering a message of contrition and promise to get help after your drunken bigoted tirade, check to see whether your handle is “TastyBrew1976”
And yeah, I believe in second chances and in redemption.
But that requires contrition and contrition is not 'being a rich public figure, but wokely.'
But that requires contrition and contrition is not 'being a rich public figure, but wokely.'
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
And yeah, I believe in second chances and in redemption.
But that requires contrition and contrition is not 'being a rich public figure, but wokely.'
But that requires contrition and contrition is not 'being a rich public figure, but wokely.'
Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.
An AI chatbot does not have PERSONHOOD. It has no agency. It cannot meaningfully apologise. It cannot speak on behalf of another. It cannot speak for itself; it has no self. Stop asking it for quotes for articles. Stop printing its quotes.
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Can magnetic fridge poetry show contrition. Do dice feel pain. Is this calculator my friend.
No American president has ever doubled down on failure as often as Trump.
It's pathological - borne from his inability to feel shame or contrition.
It's important to distinguish - it's not that Trump WON'T feel shame or contrition, it's that he CAN'T.
It's pathological - borne from his inability to feel shame or contrition.
It's important to distinguish - it's not that Trump WON'T feel shame or contrition, it's that he CAN'T.
May 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
No American president has ever doubled down on failure as often as Trump.
It's pathological - borne from his inability to feel shame or contrition.
It's important to distinguish - it's not that Trump WON'T feel shame or contrition, it's that he CAN'T.
It's pathological - borne from his inability to feel shame or contrition.
It's important to distinguish - it's not that Trump WON'T feel shame or contrition, it's that he CAN'T.
Yes. But Vick demonstrates both true understanding and contrition. That’s what I’m talking about here not those other folk. And that understanding & contrition is what Kanye & CK lack. They just want a comeback story.
F that.
F that.
April 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Yes. But Vick demonstrates both true understanding and contrition. That’s what I’m talking about here not those other folk. And that understanding & contrition is what Kanye & CK lack. They just want a comeback story.
F that.
F that.
The contrition in question
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The contrition in question
Full of contrition
Statement by Khaldoon Al Mubarak, Manchester City Chairman: "After 18 yrs with City, standing with you at Etihad, Wembley & Istanbul, this Club is my life. News was heavy on Friday, but the PL process has a long way to run. Our confidence in proving our innocence is stronger than ever."
September 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Full of contrition
Is this contrition, Jared, sorry it seems like she’s without remorse
May 22, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Is this contrition, Jared, sorry it seems like she’s without remorse
Again, who would think an essay is contrition for rape? We're in a fucked up place.
September 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Again, who would think an essay is contrition for rape? We're in a fucked up place.
John Stewart does a state-approved @thedailyshow.com, to demonstrate his deep abiding contrition to the magnificent regime!
#JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TrumpFascism
#JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TrumpFascism
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
John Stewart does a state-approved @thedailyshow.com, to demonstrate his deep abiding contrition to the magnificent regime!
#JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TrumpFascism
#JimmyKimmel #StephenColbert #TrumpFascism
Anyone who bought Hanania's contrition act, congratulations, you got played.
Unsurprisingly, Richard Hanania is doing rape apology coverage of the Cornell case with fellow wretch Michael Tracey
October 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Anyone who bought Hanania's contrition act, congratulations, you got played.
The contrition tango.
I have blamed
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
The agents
That hacked
Your website
And which
You probably
Reasonably thought
I controlled
Forgive me
I am rich
And unaccustomed
To taking responsibility
September 28, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The contrition tango.
Also, did this “kid” show contrition and I missed it?
This exchange between @rokhanna.bsky.social & @jdvanceoffical.bsky.social raises a number of questions including: why does someone the vice president of the United States seems to label a “racist troll on the Internet” and a “kid” have access to the sensitive personal data of millions of Americans?
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Also, did this “kid” show contrition and I missed it?
A machine cannot experience contrition
Therefore a machine cannot receive absolution
Therefore a machine cannot receive absolution
May 26, 2026 at 8:22 PM
A machine cannot experience contrition
Therefore a machine cannot receive absolution
Therefore a machine cannot receive absolution
Sin that must be eternally punished is a culturally Christian idea that you can and should reject. If someone admits wrongdoing and changes their behavior, that's the desired outcome. You don't continue to punish because you then signal there's no point to contrition at all, you're damned either way
July 21, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Sin that must be eternally punished is a culturally Christian idea that you can and should reject. If someone admits wrongdoing and changes their behavior, that's the desired outcome. You don't continue to punish because you then signal there's no point to contrition at all, you're damned either way
The hubris and lack of even the slightest hint of contrition. Every person involved in this needs to face a tribunal.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The hubris and lack of even the slightest hint of contrition. Every person involved in this needs to face a tribunal.